BBC report about furries.

OH NOES! OH NOES! OH NOES!

Once you see it, you cannot unsee it! There are two things not meant for the human mind to see; this and Streisand. Weird and creepy only describe the first half of the program. The second half is just… ehm… there are no words to describe the second half. The closest thing would be: holy sauce on a meat stick, Batman!

Why God? Why did you abandon us? I’m sorry we messed up your son, he must have some serious issues after what we put him through, but doesn’t the bible teach us to forgive?

So the Tiger guy is a tiger because he sleeps at night and the fat chick thinks she’s a rabbit because she’s quick. Uhm, yeah right.

“We dont speak the same dialect, he’s a grizzly and I’m a black bear. We cant really understand each other.”

I wish I was a little girl.

“SLURP, SLURP, SLURP, SLURP.”

Mommy! Mommy, I’m scared. I’d rather be in a shower with convicted serial killers and murderers than a camp full with furries.

The royal drama llama isn’t here, go molest it somewhere else.

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For every furry atrocity commited, a fairy dies.