Dear Dr Love,
I’m a healthy, decent looking guy but I can’t seem to get any pussy. The odds should be on my side, my friend and I happen to be the only non-generic males around. My friend does not have the same problem. He is having a hard time deciding which way to branch out. What am I doing wrong and what should I do to get laid? Please help.

Yuuji

Dear Yuuji,
You suffer from what we call Protagonist’s Friend Syndrome. In other words, you’ll die alone.

If you, against all odds, end up on a date with a real girl, try these things:

If all else fails, I hear those HMX-series robots are quite cheap.

Dr Love.

Water, man’s best friend.

Ruu~♥

SHANA, she is redeye girl and she is… By Zega.

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