If you ever happen to find a book inked in blood and bound in human flesh in an isolated cabin somewhere in the woods of Tennessee, by all means, open it and release the evil within. After that, sit back and enjoy the tree rape scene.

“Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!”

Panties♥

The lack of panties in this shot is explained by Stephen Hawking’s Crotch Vortex of Doom theory. Whenever a cameraman has a clean shot of panties, God intervenes and creates a tiny black hole between the cameraman and the panties.

I want Signum as a pillow.

Bath scene. I sense hot spicy loligasms~♥

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Vita goes to Tatooine to kill the Sarlacc in the Great Pit of Carkoon.

“It’s rape time”
“He… he…”
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