This is your President. On behalf of my country and in the name of the other leaders of the world with whom I have today consulted, I hereby abdicate all authority and control over this planet to General Ruuko.

I am General Ruu~. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Ruu~! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.

Come to Ruu~, son of Jor-El, kneel before Ruu~!
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