Adultry, rape, domestic violence, revenge; God must hate Jigoku Shoujo.

You shall have no other gods before me.

Haruka turned to Ai for help instead of you. I know you created this world and everything, and I appreciate that, but that was ages ago. A helping hand now and then wouldn’t kill you, would it?. Geez, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to understand why people seek help elsewhere.

You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.

With that much hate, someone must have uttered a profanity.

Observe the sabbath day, to keep it holy, as the LORD your God commanded you.

Tell that to the Japanese. Namiko gives the impression of being a very busy woman.

Honor your father and your mother.

Look at this guy. Look at him, he’s a fucking wife beater. None of the mothers get any saint points either. One is even obese! Bush doesn’t care about obese people.

You shall not murder.

Is it ok to let the Rescue Patrol do it for you? I don’t like the new theme song they had when the Recue Patrol took off.

Neither shall you commit adultery.

Uh-oh.

Neither shall you steal.

Chiwa and Mamiko stole my soul.

Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor.

Does talking bullshit count?

Neither shall you covet your neighbor’s wife…

English motherfucker, do you speak it? What if my neighbor’s wife covet me? Isn’t it my duty to treat her well? Is that love thy neighbor thing just a lie?

and you shall not desire your neighbor’s house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor’s.

Godammit, I like ass. And you wonder why so many people convert to the Mormon Church, being a Catholic is no fun.
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