Three hours sleep, I got three hours sleep last night. I guess that is what I get when I stay up late even though I know I have to wake up early to attend to a lecture. Anyway, ten minutes into the lecture, a man walks into the room and says we have to evacuate the building. A suspicious car is parked in the middle of the street not far away. A car presumably loaded with explosives.

A car bomb!

Mass panic? I wish. Chaos? No. Declaration of martial law? Nuh-uh. How boring.

Reports say a money deposit storage facility was robbed earlier in the morning. The robbers took off in different vehicles and one apparently placed a car outside of my university.

I went as close to the car as the police perimeter allowed me, but I had this girl with me and I couldn’t tell her to go home because I wanted to stay for the fireworks. Damn those girls and their mind controlling vaginas.

If Jack Bauer by any chance happens to read this, Sweden needs you.
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Sukumizu police to the rescue.