There is enough material in this episode to write a PhD thesis. The topic could be anything from whether Kazumi has underwear beneath her bikini or not and if she does not one could try to deduct where she left the bikini to different diets and their influence on breast size. In order to keep it narrow, I will not discuss the effect different diets have on butt size.

Alcohol appears to be the best diet if you want a well endowed chest. A balanced bento seems to do wonders too. Empirical studies suggest that a diet based entirely on melon bread lack certain nutrients needed during puberty to trigger the development of secondary sexual characteristics.

One of the limitations with an observational study such as this is that it is hard to isolate the variables you want to investigate. It’s not possible to draw any general conclusion of the influence one’s genes have on one’s breast size. To further investigate the relation between nature-nurture we would have to use twins.

Another variable not taken into account is exercise. The person most active is without a doubt Shana who is also the one with the smallest breasts. Could exercise be related to small breasts?

In conclusion, fuck this. Let the circle jerk commence! *fap fap fap*

abq, PhD in Loli.

Postscript added after ejaculation:

It’s important to remember that bigger is not necessarily better. Shana might be flat like a pancake, but those who do not worship her and her cute, little butt shall forever be tormented in the flames of the Purgatory.

It is like what Jesus said, if it is old enough to pee, it is old enough for me. The wise words of the son of God has since been twisted into “if it’s old enough to bleed, it’s old enough to breed” in order to fit into the norms of today’s society.
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