Wanna hear a funny joke my grandfather told me? A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, daughter and ponny. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

The agent says, “Sorry, we don’t sign family acts. They’re a little too cute.” But the mother goes, “Please sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you would like our act.”

The agent says, “Alright. I’ll take a look.”

The family jumps right into it. The father lifts up the daughter and carefully lets her ride the ponny. Meanwhile the mother licks the daughter’s face while she picks up a couple paint brushes. The father, who has the biggest hard-on from watching the ponny have its way with the daughter, decides he wants to have some fun too. So he spins the daughter around and starts to pound her ass like there is no tomorrow.

The mother masturbates furiously and has five paint brushes and a green paint tube inside her vagina and the love juices just keep pouring out. The paint tube bursts and the mussini phthalo green color mixes with the red of the mother’s blood. The tampon the mother forgot to pull out has forcefully made its way into the mother’s uterus.

The father keeps going strong while the daughter has passed out. The daughter regains consciousness the moment the father releases four weeks worth of man juice inside the daughters rectum. They fall down on the floor with their asses pointing to the sky, this is the ponny’s cue. The ponny enters every hole the the father and daughter have to offer, almost splitting them both in half, until both their bodies shake in spasms.

The mother helps the father up and goes, “TA-DAAA”, while the daughter still lies on the floor in convulsions.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “Jesus, that’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”
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