Wow, I’m simply overwhelmed by the unbelievable greatness of this episode. It’s almost as if the people behind Jigoku Shoujo deliberately make some boring episodes now and then just to blow your mind with episodes such as this.

They really had me there. I thought they were going to repeat the plot of episode two. It shouldn’t have ended the way it did. Pedoteacher and Akane should have exchanged body fluids, like they did online.

Ever heard of the five-point palm exploding penis technique? This episode is an excellent
display of that particular technique. The secret behind it is to first have a meganekko with pigtails. Then make the viewer believe there is going to be some kind of lesbian action outdoors to the sound of soothing music. To top things, let the meganekko be voiced by Rie Tanaka.

That should be more than enough to make sure a large amount of blood flows down the viewers arteries to his penis. With so much blood gathered at one relatively small place, the penis should explode after five strokes — thus the name five-point palm exploding penis technique.

Is there any way I can damage my sight without causing too much pain? I want a legitimate reason to wear glasses. Men with glasses look so smart and respectable and women with glasses are scorching hot.
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