…or not. Pedophile musical in the works:

This season in Atlanta, however, Actor’s Express wants to stir up buzz about a less familiar property — namely, a pedophile musical.

The Express has already started pushing “Love Jerry,” a new tunertuner written and composed by Megan Gogerty that follows the tortured story of Jerry, who develops a sexual relationship with his nephew while trying to stay friends with the boy’s father.

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Should it manage to attract a crowd, “Love Jerry” could very well leave them cheering.

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With that in mind, initial poster concepts featuring a man putting candy in a child’s hand were jettisoned as being too frank. Now the promos are more suggestive, featuring an eerie shadow of a man in a clown nose staring into a room. (The clown refers to a somewhat supernatural character who tempts Jerry.)

They got it all wrong. The somewhat supernatural character who tempts people is not a clown; it is a bear. At least it should be. Imagine an act where Pedobear sings, dances and molests children. Wouldn’t that be one of the greatest moments in human history?

So Pedobear doesn’t seem to have one of the major roles in the musical, but I’m still hoping for some kind of cameo appearance.
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Practicing on playing the flute for the upcoming musical.