Tennis is one of the most boring sports in the world. Well, to be honest, the only sports that aren’t sleep inducing are mud wrestling and wet T-shirt competitions. The only thing that saves tennis is the cute miniskirt. Too bad no cute women play tennis. I guess Sharapova is ok. What I’m trying to say is that I’d hit, score and make love to Yuuna and Tsubaki in a double anytime and anywhere.

Can someone tell me why the dogs are blushing? What kind of indecent activities are they planning? You know what? Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

Oh, finally I understand. To make a girl fall in love with you, rip her clothes off. What a fool I’ve been. I don’t even want to think of all the money I’ve wasted on candy to lure little girls.
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