Virgins all over the world cry:

Say goodbye to booth babes; this year’s E3 is putting restrictions in place to clean up the show floor a little. The exhibitor’s handbook apparently includes the following rule:

Material, including live models, conduct that is sexually explicit and/or sexually provocative, including but not limited to nudity, partial nudity and bathing suit bottoms, are prohibited on the Show floor, all common areas, and at any access points to the Show. ESA, in its sole discretion, will determine whether material is acceptable.

What will beerman amuse himself with while walking on the floor now? Does it mean he has to cover real news? Horrible thought.

Just so we have our priorities straight, anything remotely sexy or sex related is bad for you. Blowing someone’s head off is cool though. I want my freedom to fap to trannies dressed up in silly costumes.