Anime makes people stupid

Feb 21, 2006 Author: abq | Filed under: Anime, Pedobait

On the bus home today, I heard two young girls recite Wordsworth’s “The Solitary Reaper” and couldn’t help but to laugh. What is so funny about Wordsworth, you ask? Nothing really, except for the hypothetical conversation going on in my head.

Me: I see you like William Wordsworth. Interesting old chap.
Girl A: *giggle giggle*
Girl B: *chews gum*
Me: I actually know a poem of his by heart, or it is more like a quote: “Your resistance only makes my penis harder.”
Police Officer: Come with me, please.

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12 Responses for "Anime makes people stupid"

Hung February 21st, 2006 at 21:03 1

Screencap. Of. The. Year.
fuhrer_jensen February 22nd, 2006 at 0:40 2

O_O
wildarmsheero February 22nd, 2006 at 3:06 3

Dammit, abq.
ayyo February 22nd, 2006 at 5:41 4

How or why did you remember such an obscene quote from such an old h-anime?

Don’t answer.
Saria February 22nd, 2006 at 6:25 5

Ooh, abq makes me so wet with his poetry!
abq February 22nd, 2006 at 12:41 6

>>ayyo
Wordsworth… Words Worth… And that is the best line ever. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

>>Saria
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
[…]
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
Your resistance only makes my penis harder.
ayyo February 24th, 2006 at 2:31 7

I knew what Words Worth was, in fact, the first thing that came to my mind when I read the line “I heard two young girls recite Wordsworth’s “The Solitary Reaper”” I was thinking to myself ‘why would girls talk about a hentai in public’ and ‘was there a reaper there’. But still, it was a pretty obscene and old quote to remember.
Mushroom101 February 25th, 2006 at 20:59 8

!!!WTF???That is messed up!Where is that from?
azi February 26th, 2006 at 5:50 9

Hahaha that is awesome
lolipop girl February 28th, 2006 at 3:01 10

never saw this anime…but i bet he has a huge cock…lol:P//….
Shinji "Dirty Hand" Ikari March 1st, 2006 at 16:21 11

Do not resist, I tell you. It will only make things harder.
abq March 1st, 2006 at 16:38 12

says the one who faps to comatose girls