I’m such a sissy boy

Feb 23, 2006 Author: abq | Filed under: life the universe and everything

I like women’s figure skating.

I hate the Olympics. I’ve had thoughts about intercepting and stealing the torch several times because if I don’t suppress my intellect with a daily dose of shitty TV shows, God knows what I might do.

Sweden is doing great in ice hockey, but I couldn’t care less. The women got the gold in curling today, I don’t even consider curling a sport. Anja Pärson did something and had I read the headlines today, I would have known what, but I - don’t - care. I don’t know theses people, they aren’t competing for me. We just happen to be from the same country, national pride can go to hell. The only thing I can watch without falling asleep is women’s figure skating.

My attention span is worthless, that is why figure skating fits me perfectly. Tits and ass really can do wonders with about almost everything, attention spans included. Sure, all the jumps look the same, but randomly screaming “beautiful triple axel double lutz double toe loop combination” or something similar never gets old.

Congratulations, Shizuka Arakawa.

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13 Responses for "I’m such a sissy boy"

beerman February 24th, 2006 at 4:13 1

I am exactly in the same boat - in fact, I would root for any opposing country to defeat the Americans, in all of the events That one snowboarding (?) event where some American chick had the lead, got overly smug at the end, fell on her ass, and opened the door for the person behind to grab victory… man. I have never laughed and cheered any harder in my entire life.

I was, however, cheering on for Sasha Cohen - a local California product, of Ukrainian descent and she is quite hawt. But sadly she choked again at the big stage. Amazing that she recovered from two falls to still obtain a Silver medal, though.

Figure skating ♥
boob February 24th, 2006 at 4:30 2

we need to get these “root for any opposing country” douchebags out of california… go get stoned, dillhole
Coriandré February 24th, 2006 at 4:39 3

Yeah, Canada’s doing terrible! D: Stupid Hockey team. In fact, I’m not even keeping track, I heard our women’s hockey team was doing well. I also heard we were doing well in Curling. I think I’m one of those rare people who think Curling’s a sport I guess, having played it and suffered sliding onto my face when trying to push the stone before.

I can’t really get into the Olympics at all though, I’m far too unconcerned about sports as a whole to give a damn.
Bem February 24th, 2006 at 5:31 4

there’s an olympics on now?

oh you mean the cold stuff…. 30*C + weather doesn’t get one too inclined for winter sports….
Syaoran Li February 24th, 2006 at 7:06 5

This is soo great! LOL

A deja vu maybe… I don’t know, but nice one Japan
lENOlacious February 24th, 2006 at 7:58 6

The revealing outfits, the tights, the age of the competitors…I think most guys feel the same way. That’s why, even with awful outfits, it’s still on TV.
Shish February 24th, 2006 at 8:50 7

I like curling ._.

It brings back joyful memories of my childhood, when my friends would tape me to a chair, tape my eyes open, and make me watch it for 6 hours; then they might let me use the SNES
Anonymous February 24th, 2006 at 21:48 8

The only reason the Olympics exist is for other countries to lose to the USA.
abq February 24th, 2006 at 22:23 9

Can you hear that? Nothing can beat the music of millions of Americans crying in unison.
Astral February 25th, 2006 at 5:35 10

With those pictures it’s not crying that millions of Americans will be doing in unison.
mouse February 25th, 2006 at 10:45 11

Slate has an interesting article about how the current figure skating score system encourages falling.
Chris February 25th, 2006 at 23:39 12

Isn’t that called breakdance?
KRAM March 1st, 2006 at 15:37 13

I think she’s trying to do an obscure skating technique known as the Hands Up Buttslider.