I’d sell my soul to become a little girl

Mar 27, 2006 Author: abq | Filed under: Pedobait, Poll

Do you hear that Flanders? My soul!

While being able to molest yourself might be one good reason to become a girl, it is not the only one. As a man, I severely lack the option to sue anyone and anything for sexual harassment. Age doesn’t matter:

Lorain school officials this week executed an ”emergency removal” of an 8-year-old boy who they say sexually harassed a girl in gym class.

The boy’s mother, Tammy Barth, said yesterday her son was playing in gym on Tuesday when a girl student said he and two other boys may have grabbed her buttocks.

He was then questioned in an informal hearing by school officials and he admitted he had been passing love notes to the same girl.

How am I supposed to show a girl my feelings if I can’t grab her buttocks, ask if she has any milk or send her a love letter? I cho-cho-choose you.

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16 Responses for "I’d sell my soul to become a little girl"

Syaoran Li March 27th, 2006 at 3:13 1

Go to hell all those loosers!!
Free will to molest somebody…
Passing through... March 27th, 2006 at 4:00 2

What you say?
ayyo March 27th, 2006 at 4:14 3

A chikan in the makings. They always start young.
Saria March 27th, 2006 at 5:52 4

Been there, done that. It’s not as glorious as you think. Except for the reindeer and Santa costumes.
kwok March 27th, 2006 at 12:51 5

lolicon brothers-in-arms!

RORIKON WA HANZAI DA YO NII-SAN!
Prood boy March 27th, 2006 at 14:16 6

This is getting really stupid and out of control. If the girl and any other girl doesn’t like it, she should just turn and slap the guy, not go an cause so much shit over nothing and that’s what this is NOTHING. He’s 8 yrs old.
Mind you on another note the local high school here has got the new uniform for the girls and the skirts are 4 inches long. I have measured. I am, so loving it. Maybe I should become a teacher
abq March 27th, 2006 at 14:41 7

>>Prood boy

Did you measure it when the girl was conscious or unconscious?
Nekochan March 27th, 2006 at 16:22 8

… what if I AM a little girl? :/
abq March 27th, 2006 at 17:59 9

>>Nekochan

Been there, done that.
Anonymous March 27th, 2006 at 21:57 10

I don’t think I was a very nice loli. I’d beat up boys when I was in kindergarten. I think it’s justified, though, because they were bullies.
Fuhrer_Jensen March 28th, 2006 at 0:50 11

some where, far far away there is a woman with a shota complex desiring to become a little boy. I seriously doubt if you became a girl you will still hold the same sexual attraction to other girls. *holds up flame shield*
Anonymous March 28th, 2006 at 1:58 12

LOL AMERIKA.
YOU HAVE DESTROYED THIS CHILD’S LIFE.
SEE KATRINA…
Prood boy March 28th, 2006 at 14:55 13

The fact of the matter is that if I was a girl I would want to do things to please myself as a guy. But then I wouldn’t be a guy I would be a little girl. So maybe If I could become a little girl just from a day or two. I would prepare alot of video tape.
Tree March 29th, 2006 at 4:56 14

It isn’t all that great.
You can’t legally watch porn.
D:
lolikitsune March 29th, 2006 at 15:35 15

Hell yes I want to be a little girl. My dream is to have, at the age of thirteen, eloped with some old, unkempt, bitter, world-weary lolicon.

As a girl, of course.

And I don’t think that makes me gay.
Phenie April 1st, 2006 at 8:57 16

Do I get pink hair?