41 Responses for "Luscious lickable lolis"

1. delible April 3rd, 2006 at 0:24 1

   and i thought the japanese were perverts. how the hell did breyers get away with this?

2. wildarmsheero April 3rd, 2006 at 0:29 2

   I say it’s Shopped.

3. Foshi April 3rd, 2006 at 1:54 3

   Fucking hot!!! Very, very lickable. Nice. Where can I get me some of that. Creamsicle indeed.

4. Zanz April 3rd, 2006 at 3:33 4

   Well, looks like Breyer’s is also illegal in Canada.

5. Anonymous April 3rd, 2006 at 3:47 5

   It sounds like a joke to me.

   “In response Breyers has created a flavour inspired by the sassy metalic orange leotards of our young feminie gymnasts who are eagerly busting their fresh asses to make every American proud. And of course, our RSG themed creamsicle is as much fun to eat as the girls are a pleasure to watch.”

6. wastrel April 3rd, 2006 at 5:17 6

   It’s a joke. There apparently aren’t any rhythmic gynmasts with those names (not that Google could find). Plus the boxes (no, the ice cream boxes) are almost certainly fake, since while Creamsickle and Breyer brands are owned by the same company, the two brands don’t appear on the same products.

   Too bad. I’d lick it.

7. Anonymous April 3rd, 2006 at 5:58 7

   Why do you hv to put The Prophet Muhammad into the poll. Take it out! YOU will make the muslims mad and cause another ruckus

8. rorikon April 3rd, 2006 at 6:01 8

   Muhammed is one of historys most powerful pedophiles, he belongs on the list. Read the Koran if you don’t believe it!

9. Anonymous April 3rd, 2006 at 7:04 9

   hm… just another antimuslim person. Hv you read it yourself

10. Chris April 3rd, 2006 at 10:16 10

    The Quran promises a bunch of virgins to anyone who dies whilst slaughtering infidels. At least, that’s what some Islamic fundamentalists claim. That sounds pretty pedo-licious to me. Unfortunately, that’s just a bad translation and you only get a bunch of grapes for it in heaven. So put your AK-47s back, dear pedos.

11. Chris April 3rd, 2006 at 10:24 11

    Oh and regarding my comment about grapes, look at this:
    http://www.icecreamusa.com/popsicle/

    “Orange Cherry Grape”. Now look at the picture…

12. Shish April 3rd, 2006 at 13:42 12

    I never realised popsicles were so phallic…

13. Goldsickle April 3rd, 2006 at 17:01 13

    Even amongst Muslims, wether or not Prophet Muhammad’s wife Aisha was underaged or not is under debate.

    There’re evidence that points out that she’s as young as 9 while other opposing views which shows possibilities that she could be as old as 21.

    I wasn’t there when it happened, so I honestly don’t know. What I know is that regardless of her age, all records point out that Muhammad and Aisha are very close and Aisha is sort of a mediator between the Prophet and his friends when it comes to questions they couldn’t directly as the prophet themselves.

    About the “Lickable” ad…. I just honestly don’t know what to say.

14. Sister Princess April 3rd, 2006 at 21:00 14

    http://www.coppertone.ca/english/

    It’s even worse I can see that picture in a public supermarket in Toronto.

15. abq April 3rd, 2006 at 21:30 15

    Sun protection is all we think about”

    I can see that…

16. Fta April 3rd, 2006 at 22:16 16

    o.O whoa … pervertly vicious!

17. Demon Eyes April 3rd, 2006 at 23:48 17

    Okay, I go and click on the image to enlarge and when it’s in it’s full glory, Iam like

    O_O…WTF!!!!

    I can’t bebieve that this is real.

    I just can’t.

    If it is, Iam so going to hell for making *fap fap* sounds off it.

    Really

18. bob April 4th, 2006 at 11:03 18

    “busting their asses”

    sounds fake…

19. Anon April 4th, 2006 at 16:09 19

    This is actually a real product (no idea about the ad)

    http://www.2dips.com/ice-cream-reviews.php?id=25#

20. Anonymous April 4th, 2006 at 17:03 20

    If it’s an ad for the American gymnastics team, why did they use the British spelling of “flavour”?

    Does anyone know what the original ad was?

21. bpop April 5th, 2006 at 0:25 21

    god forgive me, licking it will not be the only thing i would do to that “fresh asses”… though i’m sure it tastes like vanilla…

    it’s a fake, i’m sure of it. The doubt come from… where did that girls pictures came from…

    *fap*fap* n_n’

22. Anonymous April 5th, 2006 at 21:38 22

    The “fresh asses” thing makes me think it’s fake…

23. einstein April 6th, 2006 at 17:41 23

    busting their fresh asses? of course it’s a joke you nitwits

24. Vash The Stampede April 7th, 2006 at 1:42 24

    what…the…fuck. that’s the sickest thing i have ever seen. fuck you breyers.

25. ............ April 7th, 2006 at 23:40 25

    asses???

    your photo
    stinks
    out,
    is not happened
    to you put another
    thing????? ¬¬

    by

26. Anonymous April 7th, 2006 at 23:41 26

    asses???

    your photo
    stinks
    out,
    is not happened
    to you put another
    thing????? ¬¬

    by

27. Anonymous April 10th, 2006 at 11:55 27

    OMG… I… Want… *fap*

28. George April 11th, 2006 at 15:35 28

    Response from Breyers:

    ———————
    April 11, 2006

    Dear Concerned Consumer,

    Thank you for contacting us. We want to assure you that this advertisement is a fake and we had
    absolutely
    nothing to do with its creation or its posting on the internet. In fact, neither Breyers,
    Creamsicle nor any of the
    brands that are part of Unilever Ice Cream had any knowledge of the fake advertisement until it
    was brought to
    our attention by our consumers. Please be assured that we are as offended by the fraudulent
    advertisement as you
    are and we are making every effort to see that it is removed from the internet as soon as
    possible.

    Thank you

    **Please do not respond to this email. This account will not accept incoming messages. If you
    need to
    communicate to us again, please visit our website at icecreamusa.com and reference your previous
    file #

29. abq April 11th, 2006 at 16:27 29

    I know that some sites have received letters from Breyers asking for the picture to be removed. I haven’t… yet.

30. Sprouting Willy April 26th, 2006 at 16:29 30

    What? No cameltoes?
    But here is an interesting question..
    Which would you lick first?

31. lil Licker April 29th, 2006 at 6:26 31

    “Which would you lick first?”
    Can’t decide the left or the right

32. Anonymous September 21st, 2006 at 8:58 32

    i scrolld down the review site a bit before reading and got this read first, “We noticed a bit of shrinkage when we opened the ice cream container.” Obviously these people think too much about the icecream.

33. Anonymous September 21st, 2006 at 8:59 33

    i also think its a bit funy that the box is covered up just enough to look like it says “creamsick”

34. Anonymous November 5th, 2006 at 6:54 34

    So, this is a forum of pedophiles, is it? That’s just great. We’ll be watching.

35. a snopester November 5th, 2006 at 22:37 35

    you are a bunch of NFBSKing perverts and this site has been reported to the fbi.

36. Merit January 18th, 2007 at 18:03 36

    The heads of the girls are also obviously shopped on. No way this is for real.

37. Wayne March 24th, 2007 at 15:01 37

    Well I thought it was funny. I though the girls were cute and appart from the words “busting their arses” and “lickable” theres nothing wrong with the whole concept.

    It was obviously made by some guy/gal that wanted to promote this discussion and whooah didnt it bring out the nutters! Well done!

    I also think that the idiots above me saying PEDO! and FBI! are the reason why this paranoia is spreading like a cancer. Open your little minds you freaks, the only danger to kids is scaring the hell out of them and convincing them all that they are sexual targets and that they are not to speak to adults.

    Theres a bigger chance they may be hit by the space shuttle than being harmed by some weirdo. Cant you freaks understand that?

38. candice October 6th, 2007 at 20:14 38

    i can’t see what the fuss is about actually. all it suggests to me is that anyone will bend over backwards to lick those lollis.

39. anon November 2nd, 2007 at 11:49 39

    bring it on!

40. john December 22nd, 2007 at 2:58 40

    Well, It isn’t a true ad. But the GIRL (not girls) is from the site http://number-02.magazine-fashion.com and is what they call a child model.

41. V May 15th, 2008 at 23:00 41

    It’s a joke! It has to be… the text says it all.
    Although, I was super shocked at first. I was looking to find a picture of a creamsicle to let my Swedish friend know what I was eating and that “so wrong!” picture was the first one in line. “OH MY GOD :O” was what came out loud after that.

    Still mother’s shouldn’t let their kids pose like that, it’s just not right. God knows what the pervert next door is doing to those alone in his computer room *shudders*