6-year-old celebrates birthday with facials

Apr 12, 2006 Author: abq | Filed under: Pedobait

When Sophie Hecker turned 6 earlier this year, she invited about 15 friends to celebrate with a day of facials and finger sandwiches in her Hollywood home.

In terrycloth robes and flip-flops, the girls sipped sparkling punch, got manicures and pedicures and did a little “hokey pokey.”

“It was lots of fun. It felt nice,” said Sophie, sporting painted nails and lavender eye shadow.

In my little corrupted mind, this sounds so wrong. I think of something completely different when I hear the words facials and finger sandwiches.

I’m seriously considering a career change. I wouldn’t mind starting as the facial guy. Doing manicures and pedicures sounds far too advanced for me, so giving facials suits me perfectly. All I want is for the young girls to feel nice. You could say that I aim to please.
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When you finish that, perhaps we can go to my place and have some “hokey-pokey.”

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11 Responses for "6-year-old celebrates birthday with facials"

wildarmsheero April 12th, 2006 at 1:30 1

I got the same idea when I read “facials.”
Vash The Stampede April 12th, 2006 at 2:02 2

ditto
Prood boy April 12th, 2006 at 3:24 3

I blame the parents for this stupidity. What ever happened to “Pin The tail on the Donkey”
Foshi April 12th, 2006 at 4:20 4

It was replaced by “place the mouth on the penis.” When your young you want nothing more than to be grown up. I don’t think it is a bad thing. This is a radically different generation than any previous. Children do need guidance, but they for the most part they can distinguish between right and wrong as long as they have a good education.
ayyo April 12th, 2006 at 4:28 5

bratz™
skylion April 12th, 2006 at 5:17 6

One can be for making sexual experience approapriate for all ages. This little report is coming outta left field thou. Kids can still be kids and get a complete education about sex, gender, and all that cool stuff. Pretending to be adults is fine too. I think it place emphasis on physical looks rather than emotional health. How much emphasis? Well, mileage always varies.
FuSioN April 12th, 2006 at 12:05 7

hhahaha, i heard that and i’m like wtf!, and then when i read it i was like, ohhhhhhhhhhhh lolol, thats great
Phenie April 12th, 2006 at 16:07 8

… ever wonder why childhood friends are so powerful in anime…. I think U just figured it out…..
Prood boy April 13th, 2006 at 7:37 9

I just don’t like this modern child. I simply want kids to have the fun that I had when I was a kid, doing kids things. There will be a time in their lives where they can do the adult things for fun but if they don’t do the childish things now they will never get to. Unless they want to turn out like Michael Jackson. He is an example of what happens to a person when they miss out on a real childhood.
Hanieh April 13th, 2006 at 17:56 10

Oh it’s so wrong, when you’re six you act six, you be a child and play pass the parcel and games like that. I liked being six, things were okay because I was a child!!!
kAi April 16th, 2006 at 12:41 11

ahahahaha XD its remind me of petopeto-san
I think implicit ecchi humour is the best fanservice ^ ^

btw, I got an idea for the next poll
how about something like; what kind of food do you prefer your imouto-chara eat? choices are: bubble gum, lollipop, popsickle, ice cream cone, banana, etc ^ ^ I hope you got what I mean (and make it a poll)