To the perverts who introduced and established buruma as an official dress code for girls during PE classes, we lolicons thank you. The Japanese probably noticed that being a techer is such an ungrateful profession that they needed something to lure people into taking the job. What better thing than free, fresh and ripe fruits?

For years I’ve been trying to find a pattern when it comes to girls and hairstyles. At first I thought it was tied to the menstrual cycle, something I’ll never understand and because of that couldn’t investigate further. I later deduced that all women act on whim and therefore it’s impossible to mention women in the same sentence as pattern or logic without using a negation.

Putting my misogynist views aside, I must mention that I totally love Haruhi. As if it’s not enough with her not being afraid to give her fellow classmates a striptease, she totally thinks just like me. Not entirely like me, but she likes to kidnap little girls, so do I. She has the firm belief that touching is good, which I also do. Together we would be like the Bonnie and Clyde of child molestors.

Loli face and big breasts might be every man’s dream. But for it to be legal the girl has to have the same condition as Ichigo in Onegai Teacher. Not that I care…

Po-ta-toes. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

Up, left, right – chuuuuu-chu.
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