The Bukkakenator - Super Soaker Oozinator

May 1, 2006 Author: abq | Filed under: Pedobait

Remember the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick? The market for questionable toys has a new contender. Super Soaker Oozinator might not top the vibrating Nimbus 2000, but I must say that it comes pretty damn close.

Whoever at marketing that came up with this idea should get a raise. I’d build a shrine in his honor had the commercial featured little girls.

YouTube link.

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15 Responses for "The Bukkakenator - Super Soaker Oozinator"

wildarmsheero May 1st, 2006 at 21:33 1

>>I’d build a shrine in his honor had the commercial featured little girls.

If only!
Hung May 2nd, 2006 at 0:38 2

Those kids are ruined for life! 30 years from now, they’ll still be asked “hey, aren’t you that kid from the Super Soaker money shot commercial?” I pity them so.
Meru May 2nd, 2006 at 4:23 3

Not interested in little boys. sorry.
SH May 2nd, 2006 at 16:55 4

they would have made it with little girls, but they didn’t want to make is TOO obvius
kwok May 2nd, 2006 at 16:57 5

Obviously this advert was made for the American shota market.
Fronzel May 3rd, 2006 at 8:56 6

on a completely different note…

http://yaplog.jp/moemoe-kensetu/archive/818

the end of lolicon in Japan?
wildarmsheero May 3rd, 2006 at 11:44 7

I think I’ll implode if lolikon doesn’t exist. I NEED my little girls ;_;
Anonymous May 3rd, 2006 at 12:03 8

Fronzel is an idiot obviously. While I cannot really understand what it says, the chance of lolicon becoming in Japan are about of 0% because it’s too popular.
Fronzel May 3rd, 2006 at 23:59 9

A new law is in effect in Japan that categorizes any ero ge featuring characters appearing to be less than 18 years of age as child pornography.
wildarmsheero May 4th, 2006 at 4:55 10

That’s terrible. I demand protests! Akiba-kei will storm the law offices!
Anonymous May 4th, 2006 at 9:58 11

>>A new law is in effect in Japan that categorizes any ero ge featuring characters appearing to be less than 18 years of age as child pornography.
Which would mean about 90% of the H-games available are illegals since most characters don’t even look 18 to begin with
Not gonna help in any way though :p
Anonymous May 4th, 2006 at 19:52 12

Even Popotan would be illegal.
Nutty May 6th, 2006 at 3:50 13

I think we all know why I thought of this blog when I saw this picture:

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/050506/wrong.jpg
Rayor August 14th, 2006 at 19:59 14

The kid in the yellow looks like he enjoys it…
TDC October 13th, 2007 at 22:38 15

“The kid in the yellow looks like he enjoys it…”

Yeah, srsly.