Being mindfucked by a quiet, shorthaired girl feels so 1995.

Why is it that males don’t even try to fight back when Haruhi kidnaps them? Compare that to Mikuru who at least shows some signs of resistance, futile or not.

Isn’t it out of character for Kyon to take part of the gangbang? I don’t blame him. No matter how hard you try to reason rationally, sooner or later your penis will take over. How is a mere mortal supposed to resist Mikuru’s voluptuous body?

I wish that was my straw.

Mikuru accidentally bumping into Kyon must be one of the cutest anime moments ever. I can’t be the only one who wants to lick Mikuru’s toes. And when I’m done, I would come right here.

Uh-oh, Haruhi looks bored. Take cover!
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