Research Question

What is the best place to bring little girls for hot, wet sex? Is it in the bathtub, on a beach or in a public bath?

Introduction

Alliteration is fun.

Historical Background

A Roman poet and philosopher by the name Lucretius once wrote that “it is pleasurable, when winds disturb the waves of a great sea, to gaze out from land upon the great trials of another.” I don’t know what he meant, but what I do know is that he wrote like the villagers in Animal Crossing do.

Data Collection

Poll!

1. Bathtub
2. Beach
3. Public bath (possibly a Bond death trap)