Oh my God! Someone killed the old man! I think it was Mikuru. She reversed the bloodstream of the old man Anna Nicole Smith-style.

Objection! According to the autopsy report, the victim died of a stab to the heart. Ergo, Mikuru couldn’t have done it Anna Nicole Smith-style.

Note to self: buy new handbag. It’s been a couple of months now since the last time I kidnapped a little girl. Might as well try the loli in a bag trick.

Haruhi has nice, perky breasts. Just the right size too, 100% apple.

Life is so unfair. I want to sleep with imouto-chan, Mikuru and Mikuru’s twins too. Mmm, twins. Apparently, I’m not the only one excited. Mikuru seems to enjoy being splashed with liquid, I have an almost limitless supply that I’m sure she would like.

————————
Read the rest of this entry »