New site is looking for eloquent perverts

Jun 26, 2006 Author: abq | Filed under: Site News

Onii-chan no Ecchi is looking for writers and I promised I’d spread the word. Taken from their site:

We are going to cover lots of porn and stuff.

Loli’s with Onii-chan complexes, eroge, hentai, erodoujin, adult figures. Hell, we can even do some out right Asian porn. We’ll keep it Japanese though, just so long as it’s overtly sexual in some way or another.

That being said, I need some writers to help me out, so here are the requirements.

Likes hentai, eroge (hentai games), and all that shit I just listed.

Be intelligent about it. By this I mean, you can play the game or watch the show and compare it with other stuff objectively. That means you can’t just go “OMG! THIS GAME HAS SI BEWBZ!” for every game you play. Given, you can enjoy the hell out of all of it, but do a good job.

Which means, BE A GOOD WRITER. Yeah, I will want some samples.

For figures, I’ll need you to have a decent camera and the ability to buy figures. Haha, duh.

Ok, that’s about it. For samples, I want two. Don’t care what they are of, or what game/show they are for. Nothing is off limits. I will make a decision on Yaoi and shit like that sometime in the future. But for now, if that’s what you are into, send it in. Since YOU are reviewing the game/show, you will be responsible for screenshots and stuff like that. Use the regular list of anime review sites as a blueprint for this. Places like Anime on My Mind, and the review sites in AnimeNano. We won’t be doing a rating system, just reviews. Make your last paragraph a wrap up/recommendation and that’s about it. Do it in your own style. YAY!

Mail me any thing at all over at oniichan@oniichannoecchi.com

Visit Onii-chan no Ecchi if you are interested.

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9 Responses for "New site is looking for eloquent perverts"

Anon June 27th, 2006 at 0:12 1

As the first paragraph starts off with the wrong “lolis”, one can appreciate their request.
Nephyrin June 27th, 2006 at 2:48 2

Sometimes people purposefully use ‘ to signify pluralism when the s makes the word look different. Also, I don’t think ‘never makes a typo’ was on their list. In fact, nothing about spelling or grammar was on there. Stop nitpicking.
Randall Fitzgerald June 27th, 2006 at 5:21 3

I’m sure he’d also like to note that since I’m SOOO retarded, I’d probably also put my commas on the outside of quotation marks. You know, like a shitty writer who doesn’t care about little things like that.
Anon June 27th, 2006 at 12:32 4

I didn’t think anyone would actually be compelled to reply, but oh well. Even though nothing about spelling or grammar is noted, the request includes “BE A GOOD WRITER”. I figure that encompasses what seems to be lacking.

To answer you, Randall, I’m usually apathetic with regards to writing error and certainly don’t proclaim myself to be the end all authority or figure on writing. I just found it rather amusing. Also, I suppose I’ll err again just to spite you; “lolis”, simply because I have that much time on my hands. Have a nice day.
Randall Fitzgerald June 27th, 2006 at 16:42 5

So the placement of an apostrophe makes me a bad writer, especially considering that I don’t proofread. Well, I spec me and you gots us some different ideas about what it takes to be a good writer. And I’ll forgive anyone a few posessive qualifiers if they can put together a decent sentence.
Anon June 27th, 2006 at 17:13 6

I didn’t intend to insinuate that anyone is a bad writer — to elaborate, the greater the abundance of good writers the less likely trivial errors are to pop up simply due to editing.
Nephyrin June 28th, 2006 at 7:29 7

When you say “I figure that encompasses what seems to be lacking,” it seems a lot like you’re ‘insinuating’ that he’s a bad writer. You also said it in a smartass way. And the point still stands that he wasn’t being smuggy, he was just asking for good writers for his site which seems like not-that-unreasonable a request. You’re the douche who jumped in and started trying to eloquently condescend to him like it was so foolish that he’d ask for good writers and then have–OH NO–an apostrophy error. God damn people like you piss me off.
Anon June 28th, 2006 at 16:19 8

Oh no, now with the name calling? In any case, YOU got that out of interpretation. If you let something so silly get to you, I honestly can’t say I’d care. People like you amuse me.
yuribou June 29th, 2006 at 13:58 9

I’m wondering why you aren’t writing for it yourself ^_^ I think you would be perfect