Putin kissed boy like a kitten:

MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) — Vladimir Putin’s decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire to “touch him like a kitten,” the Russian president said on Thursday.

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“People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy,” Putin told the Web cast.

“I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act.”

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Putin then lifted the boy’s shirt and kissed him on his stomach. The Russian president then patted the boy on the head and walked off through a crowd of astonished tourists.

I don’t know how many times I’ve had the urge to touch someone like a kitten or more specifically to touch someone’s kitten like a kitten. Unfortunately I’m just a mere mortal and therefore have to hold my urges back.

If you happen to read this, Putin, I’d more than gladly defect to Mother Russia if you ever need a Secretary of Loli. I’m sure I can teach you a thing or two about kitten-touching. I’m only dealing with matters concerning lolis, though. Someone else can take the Secretary of Shota post.

Edit: here is a vid of it
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I want to touch Imouto-chan’s kitten.