…in an upcoming movie:

Child actress Dakota Fanning will appear in a controversial new movie featuring paedophile scenes.

War of the Worlds star Dakota, 12, has signed up to appear in Hounddog.

The screenplay calls for Fanning’s character to be raped in one explicit scene and to appear naked or clad only in “underpants” in several other horrifying moments.

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Fanning’s carefully choreographed rape scene has already been filmed. But then the production - which also stars Robin Wright Penn, David Morse and Piper Laurie - was stopped because of a lack of money.

But emergency investors were found and the movie is set to be finished by the end of the week.

Is this even legal? If it is I might consider becoming an actor and screenwriter and write lots of scripts with me doing questionable things. Even though there wouldn’t be any vaginal penetration, I would at least get to see some titties and hopefully also get to place my hands in some rather inappropriate places. Accidently of course!

My Admiral Ackbar-sense tells me that this is a trap. The minute someone puts his feet in the theater the Dateline dude is going to pop up and ask what you are doing there and why you brought tissues.

For those thinking she will be scarred for life and that no 12-year-old should even have to think about being a victim of rape, I’m sure Tom Cruise has fucked her up already — literally. Tom most definitely fired one of his Cruise missiles at South Dakota during the filming of War of the Worlds.