What is Haruhi’s secret? I want to know how to molest and make amateur porn with kidnapped girls without getting caught.

Kyon has to be gay. C’mon, surrounded by sweet, slender loli legs without taking even a single glance. I guess he could be thinking about Mikuru’s massive milk jugs. If that is the case, he is excused.

What is the deal with the Evangelion-esque silence in this episode?

I’m glad I’ve never played any card games that require anything but a normal deck. I had a couple of friends who played Magic the Whatever-ing, they are all smelly LARPing bums today. Someone please explain to me why LARPers have such horrible body odors. Is it the black clothes? Yeah, it must be the black clothes.
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