Haruhi: I have Mikuru pr0n lolz
Kyon: ZOMG torrent plz!!1

Kyon is such an asshole. How dare he pretend to delete all Mikuru pictures and then keep them for himself? Haruhi is not amused. I would look like this too if I somehow lost my Mikuru porn collection.

Lolis don’t get mad; they get stabby.

This looks awfully familiar. It’s like the human instrumentality project all over again. Kyon is supposed to strangle Yuki, though.

Oh my god! Big Mikuru is a pedophile! There is no other possible explantion to this kind of behaviour. Parents might want to lock their kids up so they’re safe. Scientists still don’t know what effect a prolonged exposure to Mikuru’s milk bladders might have.
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