I can’t believe it’s been almost four years since began playing the first Xenosaga game. After disappointing sales, the series ended prematurely with Episode III. All I feel is emptiness.

The story isn’t that bad if you take it for what it is — a pretentious space soap opera. I admit that some characters’ motives felt weak at times, but I still enjoyed it. I guess I had grown so accustomed to the characters that I simply didn’t care that the story felt like the brainchild of a namedropping high school student. After all, those ridiculous things were what I liked about Xenogears before I realised that using Christian symbols doesn’t necessarily make a story profound or interesting. Yes, believe it or not, I went to high school once upon a time too.

A post about Xenosaga can’t be complete unless I pimp MOMO, right? I can’t wait until scientists invent stuff like magic, a 6th season of Futurama and 100-Series Observational Units. Is it still ephebophilia when it’s about an artificial human?