Unhappy Christmas surprise

LAYTON — Christmas became XXX-mas for a 14-year-old Layton boy who discovered hard-core pornography on a video game he received as a gift.

Kolton Mahoney was shocked when he put the Madden NFL 07 game in his new Xbox 360 console Christmas day and an explicit image popped up on his television screen.

“This is definitely not Madden,” he said recalling his first thought after seeing the image.

Kolton turned off the Xbox and notified his parents, Linda and Tim Mahoney, who viewed the video game and were equally stunned.

“It wasn’t a pretty scene,” Tim Mahoney said.

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The Mahoneys aren’t looking for a financial settlement, and only want a new Madden NFL 07 video game and a guarantee that no more games containing porn are sold. “We don’t want anyone else exposed to it,” Linda Mahoney said.

I understand why the kid felt cheated. I’d be too if my parents had spent $60 on a porno flick. For that price I expect to get at least 3-4 movies, not to mention that paying for porn is as stupid as saving the rainforest.

I found these two pictures while browsing the (pre-order?) bonus disc that came with the Japanese version of Xenosaga Episode III. Someone at Monolith or Namco must be a lolicon considering everything they have put MOMO through.

Did you know that MOMO turned me into a lolicon? I’m busy peeking up MOMO’s skirt at the moment, so I’ll tell you all about how she made me see the light in two weeks on my 2-years anniversary.

Computer games blamed for teen road deaths

Computer games and cavalier attitudes are being seen as the reason youths are dying on the roads.

Three Auckland teenagers were killed when the vehicle they were in crashed off the Northwestern Motorway in Auckland during a high-speed police pursuit on Christmas Eve.

National’s transport spokesman Maurice Williamson says today’s young people think they are bullet-proof. He blames Playstations and X-boxes for making teens think they can drive stupidly and just push the reset button if anything goes wrong.

Mr Williamson believes 15 is far too young to be behind the wheel of a car.

Insurance companies ask for age and not video games experience for a reason.

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