I assume that all of you have written “a loli” on the top of your wish lists, so I don’t really need a poll about what you want for Christmas. What I want to know is how you want Santa to deliver your brand new loli.

Would you like her in a box, in ribbons or nude?

Also remember to check that your loli really is new and in mint condition. Demand a replacement if it is used or refurbished. I see no reason to play with used lolis.