Fail-safe tips for keeping New Year’s resolutions

Jan 1, 2007 Author: abq | Filed under: Poll

Don’t make any in the first place.

As the man of reason I am, New Year’s Eve is to me a day just like any other day and the idea of New Year’s resolutions must be one of the most pointless things ever. If I want to change I do it, I definitely don’t have to wait a year just to try.

If anyone asks I’m going to reply that my New Year’s resolution is to bring my rape count to a triple-digit figure. What? Is it too low?

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11 Responses for "Fail-safe tips for keeping New Year’s resolutions"

Munkustrap January 1st, 2007 at 6:23 1

C’mon man you only human. triple-digits a month or the whole year?….
Anyways happy new year from the US East.
Alcubierre January 1st, 2007 at 6:55 2

Triple-digit figure?! Hail to thee, my master.
Well, happy new year from Germany.
hrei January 1st, 2007 at 13:43 3

those who voted ‘download less loli porn’… why are they here? :S
Mayu January 1st, 2007 at 17:53 4

Because I, I mean, they have a problem that’s a downward spiral that leads to jail.
Anonymous January 1st, 2007 at 18:28 5

New Year’s resolutions are lame indeed.
ANON January 1st, 2007 at 18:35 6

I was thinking about making a loli figures collection…
it seems my aim was very low!

abq! come on! your rape powers should help to rape 100 lolis a week!
Matt January 2nd, 2007 at 5:36 7

Maybe they’re trying to “cut down”, hrei, and this is the cookie to their diet, so to speak.

Mayu, lolicon is not illegal.

And yeah, resolutions on New Years are nothing more than a ridiculous notion that is useless any way you cut it.

And to everybody, Happy New Year!
letfireraindown January 2nd, 2007 at 20:53 8

Woot
The usual for me, don’t smoke, drink to much, maybe this year life will prove too futile and i’ll kill myself. I doubt it though. After may i’ll be free and able to wander the world with out the noose of the army drawn around my neck.

Happy New Year all
MoonDoggieBuiscuit January 3rd, 2007 at 3:45 9

Lolicons don’t need resolutions. They only need to be resolute in their quest for loli-ness…

Happy new year from the ORIENTAL PEARL…
Often January 3rd, 2007 at 23:40 10

Matt: lolicon is illegal for people who are registered sex offdenders and I think by “they have a problem that’s a downward spiral that leads to jail.” Mayu probably meant the prevalency of downloading lolicon being the next step in a long chain of events that eventually leads to jail if that doesn’t make sense view the amount of real pictures removed from lolicon picture forums on a daily basis or the amount of comments about fapping
Twilight1 January 3rd, 2007 at 23:53 11

Oh, well… the beginning of the new calendar year seems like as good of a choice for any when coming up with an arbitrary date to do something.

But I agree… most resolutions are silly. (Drink/Smoke/Eat/Sex/etc less. Exercise more. Blah blah…) My resolution was to begin my Japanese language classes.

So far, I’m off to a good start. I’ve got a tutor who will help me pick the right classes and help me to structure my learning.

And well… I have the best reward in the world for learning Japanese:

Loli H games that never get translated. :>

Happy Mew Year, Nya!

– Twi