And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.

Have you ever heard about the Book of Job? It’s the story of how God agreed to let Satan fuck with Job so God could prove a point.

The first thing Satan did was to send barbarians to kill Job’s oxen and donkeys and all his servants save for one. Then he shot fireballs from the sky and killed all of Job’s sheep and the rest of Job’s employees. But Satan wasn’t done. One day when Job’s children had a party Satan, with the approval of God, sent a mighty wind to collapse the house and crush all Job’s children. When Job found out he fell down on his knees and said: blessed be the name of the LORD. God showed his appreciation by injecting cancer directly into Job’s eyelid. The end.

The moral of this story is that it’s futile to question God’s actions.

My intention was to see how a heated match-up would look like. It’s better to find out now rather than in later rounds. In order to do this I had to use and abuse my god-given rights one last time since they only extend to the end of the first rounds.