Loli Battle: The end of the beginning

Mar 8, 2007 Author: abq | Filed under: 2007, Loli Battle

Cancer vs. Aids

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“To mourn a mischief that is past and gone is the next way to draw new mischief on.”

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75 Responses for "Loli Battle: The end of the beginning"

Beowulf Lee March 8th, 2007 at 0:28 1

The results already! Sheesh.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:29 2

I hope all the Fate voters are proud of themselves now.
Nameless One March 8th, 2007 at 0:31 3

Cancer all the way. At least id doesn´t means you´re a fucking gay
Dee's Class March 8th, 2007 at 0:32 4

The results, dear all that is good and loli!
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:33 5

>>I hope all the Fate voters are proud of themselves now.

Congratulations, you got an F on Shakespeare.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:33 6

>>Voted AIDS. This is the obvious choice, but proxies might ruin the poll.

And Cancer isn’t even a disease. If it’s just a misfunction of cells, it isn’t a disease to me. Cancer shouldn’t have even made it this far.

I stand by that declaration. Remember, AIDS is also obtained from sharing needles. Rock stars, celebrities, porn stars, and a muppet on Sesame Street have it. Who had cancer? Lance Armstrong? Wow.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:34 7

we all know that the loli battles werem’t 100% fair, maybe this has something to dfo with that
Dee's Class March 8th, 2007 at 0:37 8

Either abqs hiding and hinting at something, or is stalling for time. Either way I must know.
Frenchie March 8th, 2007 at 0:37 9

Drunk Yuki is so exploitable.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:37 10

Anonymous is biased towards AIDS because he has plenty of them.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:38 11

no; abq is just crayzee
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:40 12

No random numbers to vote this time?

My day is ruined.
ucutmahpenis March 8th, 2007 at 0:50 13

Fate Stay Night SUCKS! Go fuck yourselfs u damm haruhi and shits like that bitches! DESU 4EVER
Anonymous Coward March 8th, 2007 at 0:51 14

>And Cancer isn’t even a disease. If it’s just a misfunction of cells, it isn’t a disease to me. Cancer shouldn’t have even made it this far.
Of course it’s a disease. Fucking google it: define:disease. And oh, enjoy your AIDS (along with everyone who votes against Chika and Ana).
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:53 15

Even if you’re going to debate that cancer is a disease, you can’t possibly say it’s a greater disease than AIDS. AIDS is more malyrious.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 0:57 16

Matsuri and Ana loss: cancer
Chika loss: AIDS
Miu loss: cancer followed by AIDS
Aaron March 8th, 2007 at 1:07 17

Hooray for loli-in-a-bag! Ganbatte!
MaverickRonin March 8th, 2007 at 1:09 18

What kind of cancer? There are probably hundreds, if not thousands of types, some very deadly and some much more benign. It makes it a very difficult choice when you don’t even know what one of the choices actually is.

I’m going to have to go with AIDS because at least I know what it is.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 1:20 19

>>DESU 4EVER

Wow, monsterfail. Go and fuck that pile of wood who isn’t loli at all.
heavens lolipop March 8th, 2007 at 1:20 20

Dude you all are off your rockers.

Both of these ailments are incurable as of right now. How are you about to tell me cancer isn’t a disease? My dad had first stage lung cancer and survived without chemotherapy.

As for AIDS, you can live years with a healthy life and have aids not even knowing it. AIDS may not be the death of you, but some other random god damn disease (which was never heard of until someone who had AIDS got it) is going to get your sorry ass when your immune system is at it’s very worst.

Depending on the type of cancer, death is preventable. AIDS is just all bad to begin with, there is no possible chance of completely ridding yourself of it once you have it.

Cancer > AIDS. Unless it’s colon cancer or something like that. That’s just all bad.
ILove4thGraders March 8th, 2007 at 1:41 21

God what a depressing survey. I want the cute loli girls back.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 1:41 22

>Dude you all are off your rockers.
Oh, oh, I noticed that. SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS BATTLE. Also, not voting because I favor short-term lethal diseases over mid/long term ones. Who is my cute Ebola sample? Yes, It’s you. Wait, UHG-UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG lol j/k.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 1:46 23

Don’t be stupid guys, vote AIDS.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 1:58 24

AIDS must win, fuck the cancer.
JDAM_Cid March 8th, 2007 at 2:10 25

So, that explained the Fate victory. She saw Yuki drunk and seized her to death
JDAM_Cid March 8th, 2007 at 2:11 26

(Votes Cancer because no lolicon will have AIDS out of their passions)
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 2:22 27

Cancer or aids what?

Which is more awesome?

In any case, AIDS it is.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 2:34 28

AIDS ftw.
Spiritsnare March 8th, 2007 at 3:02 29

YOU CAN’T SPELL BAND-AIDS WITHOUT AIDS
OtakuDragon March 8th, 2007 at 3:18 30

AIDS cause if you have it you can give others HIV.
Eleutheria March 8th, 2007 at 3:54 31

Cancer. All the way.

You might wind up cutting off a breast or something, and that would really, really suck.

As others have posted, AIDS, well, you don’t have to tell people you have it, maybe after you’ve sexed them. And it’s not immediately life threatening in a lot of cases. Whereas the first question you ask the doctor when he tells you you have cancer is usually, “How many months left?”
Anoni-Mouse March 8th, 2007 at 3:54 32

Sheesh, if Cancer isn’t a disease, then half the other diseases don’t qualify for this poll anyway! Don’t any of you know what Cancer is? It’s any underage disease… err.. umm…

Go Consumption! The choice of all Lolis!
X March 8th, 2007 at 4:17 33

Cancer slow and dirty loli death or Aids Gay quick death
Vote cancer so you may love all lolis longer P
Mephistopheles March 8th, 2007 at 4:48 34

Interesting choice, you can either:
Have cancer, which can be curable, but if not, you are into some deep sheat, spiralling down into a slow, painful death.
Have AIDS, which commonly comes from sex and screws you over. AIDS weakens you to the point of exposure to other diseases, even cancer…But at least, instead of suffering alone, you can spread your suffering ninja-style with sexcraft!!!!;3
Anoni-Rat March 8th, 2007 at 4:57 35

>you can spread your suffering ninja-style with sexcraft!!!!;

I was going to say ’screw you, dillweed’, until I saw who was posting…Mephistopheles… and then it made sense!
Mephistopheles March 8th, 2007 at 5:31 36

Right-o
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 5:42 37

And so will be epic.
zield March 8th, 2007 at 5:44 38

Cancer? like one of that constellation??
Aids? as on first aids kit??

hmm.. a though choice indeed..
Ronin March 8th, 2007 at 6:00 39

Is this a question of which would be better that you lived with? I’m confused. :/
Anonymouse March 8th, 2007 at 6:17 40

With Haruhi fags pinning all their hope on quite possibly the worst character out of Haruhi ( which is in itself, a horrible anime ), it’s pretty clear this contest is FILLED with AIDS.

No more needs to be said. :/
JDAM_Cid March 8th, 2007 at 6:57 41

I, like you, wanted Misuzu to win last battle, but factors such Nagato fans (such as myself, but not me; I voted Misuzu), Desu avengers and SHnY lovers (How dare you say it’s a horrible anime?) turned the balance in favor of Imouto, and like I said it in that battle, no hard feelings. In fact, I’ll vote Imouto to end the reign of terror of Ilya, then, Imouto vs Fate and Shana vs Nanoha will be epic
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 7:04 42

>>Ilya, then, Imouto vs Fate and Shana vs Nanoha will be epic

I’m thinking Fate is going to decimate imouto(Though the fact Yuki was not loli hurt her, she still had a much more plausible chance to beat fate, then that of imouto… Even so, Yuki was creamed pretty bad)i’ll be looking forward to that… as for the Nanoha/shana, i’m not sure whether Nanoha can pull a win from Hazuki.. its a tough call, but i’m still edgeing my odds towards Hazuki. Though ofcoure, i’m not voting, as I love both of those characters. Gambatte Hazuki/Nanoha!
who is this March 8th, 2007 at 7:21 43

Cancer is both a disease…and a metaphorical terms….for instance…all of you may have had AIDS slowing down your silly comments and what not….BUT…the Cancer of anger and the Cancer of posts is devouring this board….so….see…AIDS just drops your defenses….Cancer is a NUKE…

CANCER FTW…

+ it’s lolilicious (I can’t actually back that up…)
Jacob March 8th, 2007 at 7:35 44

When given a choice between bad choices, choose not to choose. No vote from me as I beleive no loli should smoke and all loli’s should use safe sex. Lots and lots of safe sex. As often as possible. What was I talking about again?
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 8:20 45

Someone draw Cancer-chan and AIDS-tan, I bet disease lolis would be a hit.
Crayotic Rockwell March 8th, 2007 at 8:30 46

I’d happily take cancer and aids combined over the upcoming rounds of this tournament.
zield March 8th, 2007 at 8:56 47

>>Someone draw Cancer-chan and AIDS-tan, I bet disease lolis would be a hit.

i think cancer-chan should have crab arm.. and aids-tan should covered with bandage.. (and her *** with band-aids..)

<_< ?? did i missed something.. ?
wontaek March 8th, 2007 at 9:08 48

I lost 3 uncles and 2 aunts to cancer. I cannot conisder cancer a joke.
desu March 8th, 2007 at 9:40 49

AIDS is a joke. Cancer ftw.
h_rayz March 8th, 2007 at 9:56 50

Cancer for sure. :’)
Just think of a cute waif of a chemo-loli who needs YOUR support. In and out of bed. Baths. Feeding (lots of protein needed!) And not catching AIDS from doing it…
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 10:16 51

AIDS gives you disgusting side-effects, Kaposi’s Sarcoma being one of them. Cancer is win.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaposi’s_sarcoma
Reboot March 8th, 2007 at 10:35 52

Cancer begins silently and kills you rapidly.
mrv42 March 8th, 2007 at 10:47 53

I think Bikko makes a pretty good cancer-tan.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 11:46 54

Enjoy Your AIDS!
Adelio March 8th, 2007 at 13:23 55

For long time, I don’t vote … Not funny at all … This disease is too serious to do a poll with that -_-
heavens lolipop March 8th, 2007 at 14:30 56

Curse cancer. And aids. And this loli battle. Also:

>>I think Bikko makes a pretty good cancer-tan.

Where is she from mrv42? She’s not bad.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 14:52 57

Evangeline or Imouto for the win.
Or maybe Hazuki but she was such a bitch sometimes…
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 14:57 58

>>I think Bikko makes a pretty good cancer-tan.
Disregarding that she has nothing to do with cancer?
>>Curse cancer. And aids. And this loli battle.
Seconded.
letfireraindown March 8th, 2007 at 15:14 59

That still didn’t answer where Bikko was from. Seems like she’d have an intresting story
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 15:31 60

And this loli battle.
What’s wrong with that loli battle? Misuzu and Yuki aren’t there anymore, so it’s becoming serious.
The aids have been used on the gao cancer => killed that fucking Misuzu bitche!
mrv42 March 8th, 2007 at 16:20 61

AFAIK Bikko comes only from the internet. Though she’s been around long enough that it wouldn’t surprise me of there were doujins now. But I know nothing beyond the images, sorry. (Which make me think of cancer, so yes Anonymous, she does have something to do with cancer.)
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 16:38 62

>Cancer begins silently and kills you rapidly.
AT LEAST WE CAN HAVE SEX. SEX. LOL.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 16:47 63

The FBI is watching us.
Anonymous March 8th, 2007 at 20:34 64

AIDS alone won’t kill you, cancer will. Cancer > AIDS
Alcubierre March 8th, 2007 at 20:35 65

Itsuki. \o/
Kyuu March 8th, 2007 at 20:54 66

YOU GOT TEH AIDS!!
Beowulf Lee March 8th, 2007 at 23:14 67

Looking at the pictures, it looks like I picked the right one. (AIDS)
Anonymous March 9th, 2007 at 4:02 68

>>Cancer is a disease etc.

The satire just flew over all your heads, didn’t it?
Alcubierre March 9th, 2007 at 10:33 69

Damn, AIDS lost. I knew I should have posted some Itsuki Yaoi pics for AIDS support.
dth March 9th, 2007 at 11:32 70

You guys rather get cancer and go through the the horrible chemotherapy?!?!

Fine, go suffer while your hair starts falling off and let that ever growing pounding headache kill you. Aids on the other hand is less painful. Die faster but yeah, cant risk infecting a youngling ;(
the other anonymous March 9th, 2007 at 20:19 71

Which explains again why Osama Bin Laden isn’t somewhere on trial.That and any watching me is probabbly wondering who they pissed off and is their carreer really down the drain. That and considering suicide as way of avoiding all the boredom…
Though more on topic, I have finally cast a vote even though I don’t know the characters not being familiar with either the shows nor the games ( my graphics card sometimes fails while plying spider solitaire so you can imagine how poorly it played my copy of Alice!) But I have finally become enough of a dirty old man to have voted for one just because I liked the pic! I am ruined and morally destitute and I have only abq to than.
Thanks a million, abq! Now I have a reason to live!
Carlos March 10th, 2007 at 1:55 72

See, AIDS is much too easy to get, but for Cancer you have to work at it to get it. Cancer all the way.
hanycok June 21st, 2007 at 11:23 73

learn to draw anime Finally saw you heard, you might promote pedophilia. For those.
gallery August 18th, 2007 at 11:16 74

For him, and she a finger was gallery girl sunbathing -.
model August 31st, 2007 at 22:04 75

She hadn’t been a moment. Do not. model rocket simulator Org/~dioladragontail/ introduction good morning.