PS3 makes you impotent

Mar 11, 2007 Author: abq | Filed under: Games

LOL: Japanese man blames SIXAXIS for impotence problem

Aoi Bailee says he can not get an erection anymore. He sayes having his controller in his lap in close proximity to his penis has left him unable to perform. He thinks the controller is sending out a bluetooth frequency that can cause bodly harm.

He has contacted Sony to find out if he is not the only one having problem from the Ps3 controller but has yet to get a responce. Bailee plans on going to the doctor this week to try to get some anwsers.

Play PS3 or have surprise sex with your imouto-chan… Sony, why do you hate freedom?

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23 Responses for "PS3 makes you impotent"

Kurisu-Sama March 11th, 2007 at 14:30 1

Haha priceless.

My 360 controller would never harm me in that crude way.
Alcubierre March 11th, 2007 at 14:50 2

I would throw away the PS3 and have surprise sex.
zield March 11th, 2007 at 15:18 3

is that true?? what about cellphone with bluetooth?
Goldy March 11th, 2007 at 15:37 4

Impossible, the intensity of bluetooth can not be dangerous.
DmonHiro March 11th, 2007 at 15:39 5

Aoi Bailee is a moron who most likely works for Microsoft
Anonymous March 11th, 2007 at 16:12 6

>>Aoi Bailee is a moron who most likely works for Microsoft
Console faboyism? On my lolitron?
letfireraindown March 11th, 2007 at 17:20 7

>>Console faboyism? On my lolitron?
Priceless from an anonymous. Anyway its probably some moron that thinks he’ll get some minor evidence and sue sony for a shit ton of cash. That or he needed a convienat excuse to continue his game. Why’d you take a game over a girl -thinks- Ok i can think of a few times when anything would be better than “that” girl….
dth March 11th, 2007 at 18:05 8

His erection must be tiny.
JDAM_Cid March 11th, 2007 at 19:33 9

>>Aoi Bailee is a moron who most likely works for Microsoft

Don’t ever mention the M$. There’s no need for propietary 8==D
Asrialys March 11th, 2007 at 19:40 10

I would love to see Sony’s reaction to this. I wonder if they even took it seriously? And if so, would they test it? LOL
the other anonymous March 11th, 2007 at 20:04 11

Should have stuck with joystick? Had other comment but realized I misread, thought it was OMNIPOTENT. neverrmind.
He_Speaks March 11th, 2007 at 22:27 12

PS3+Viagra=Expensive

He probably lost his erection after paying $600 for it, me thinks.

I know I would.
oh shi- March 11th, 2007 at 22:52 13

actually the PS3 in japan is way cheaper then anywhere else I think it costs 50$ more then the Xbox360 and I guess thats why its kicking its A$$ too.
heavens lolipop March 12th, 2007 at 2:01 14

Omg…that is terrible if that is true. *swears sony from his list of items to buy*
SilentGeek March 12th, 2007 at 2:50 15

*Rechecks several checkmarks next to PS3 on not to buy list*
Darth Vader March 12th, 2007 at 3:15 16

this idiot is most prolly mentally ill >_> the story goes he didn’t even go to the doctor first which just screams gold digger to me -_- purleez i mean oh noes! my cock stopped working! hmm better go tell the fucking paparazzi ,bluetooth technology is everywhere ..what a cheap shot fanboy, he is obviously bending over for the competitors he is lame and so is any else who believes this heap of crap (Ps3 RULEZ!!!)
Anon March 12th, 2007 at 11:28 17

I bet he was an impotent to begin with and is just trying to get money out of all this… lol he Fails.

But I’d chose surprise sex anytime.
the other anonymous March 13th, 2007 at 1:00 18

Aoi Bailee needs to spend more time here and not on game. Then his condition will be cured.
Anonymous March 13th, 2007 at 4:28 19

AH! take that Sony!
This guy wouldnt have that problem if he bought a Wii like he was supposed to do
AUTOnonmous March 14th, 2007 at 3:18 20

Wow. Sounds like a gold digger or someone working for an anti-Sony company. Or someone who just hates Sony. *points at the guy who came up with the PS3 pricetag*

Anyways, it’s true that bluetooth sends out waves, but they aren’t harmful, and if they were they wouldn’t be powerful enough to cause bodily harm. He’s just trying to come up with an excuse for suddenly becoming gay.

Posting from a Ps3. *in b4 “ps3 sucks”*
Madman March 28th, 2007 at 14:52 21

if that loli in the pic is with me, then screw the ps3! actually, screw the loli…
Demon God of Scandinavia AKA Loki July 23rd, 2007 at 15:22 22

i did chose surprise surprise with nanoha
Bunkachou September 20th, 2007 at 6:40 23

I think he’s probably playing US pr0n game with fugly looking women..(Think of Leisure Suite Larry..)