Don’t be a rectum worshipper

Apr 5, 2007 Author: abq | Filed under: life the universe and everything

That Fred Phelps dude is a scary son of a bitch. It pains me to see people indoctrinated since their births in this bullshit. It’s not as easy to leave as an adult as you might think it is. I’m sure they go through periods where they feel like they have been robbed of their childhood, but leaving the church essentially means leaving the only secure environment you know of and not to mention your entire family. Sucks to be them I guess.

I kinda like that 21-year-old. She knows how to tell people that they will go to hell in a surprisingly cute way. She might not be that much of a looker but the cute go to hell part makes me want to worship her rectum.

To be honest, if only members of the Westboro Baptist Church go to heaven I’d rather go to hell. Actually, I’d rather go to hell — period. Think about all the interesting people that have to be there. Like that fucking hobbit Merry. I can’t wait to punch that fucker in the face.

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28 Responses for "Don’t be a rectum worshipper"

Anonymous April 5th, 2007 at 1:37 1

Is this LUE?
>>Like that fucking hobbit Merry. I can’t wait to punch that fucker in the face.
I’m glad to know that I’m not alone. Oh yeah, Baptist Church: Serious Business.
LoliHat April 5th, 2007 at 1:39 2

Actually, I’d rather go to hell — period. Think about all the interesting people that have to be there

Reminds me of the last words of Niccolo Machiavelli:

“I desire to go to Hell and not to Heaven. In the former I shall enjoy the company of popes, kings and princes, while in the latter are only beggars, monks and apostles”
Mirrinus April 5th, 2007 at 2:17 3

Westboro is so extreme in their views, pretty much every other Baptist church refuses to be affiliated with them. Not exactly the best representation.
FadingW April 5th, 2007 at 4:50 4

Fred is so whacked out even Fox News people hate his guts. Fox News!
theworstpersonintheworld April 5th, 2007 at 5:00 5

this doesn’t mean i have to change my name does it? of course not i they’re not worth it. she just wants attention because daddy fucked her when she was young, thats why you never see him. poor loli meat ruined for eternity by that self conscious mentally ill enemy of god, why god you say? the US is gods favorite other wise we wouldn’t have gotten gods nuclear bomb plans before everyone else.
RARR April 5th, 2007 at 5:51 6

Lol l33t trolls at work
Anonymous April 5th, 2007 at 14:28 7

Shit, hope they get gunned down sometime soon.
Bob April 5th, 2007 at 17:34 8

I don’t believe in god personally, unless it’s a loli.
theworstpersonintheworld April 5th, 2007 at 19:30 9

all hail loli GODess
zield April 5th, 2007 at 20:30 10

can someone tell me what’s going on.. ??
is that woman an anti-gay.. ??
Anonymous April 5th, 2007 at 21:15 11

>>is that woman an anti-gay.. ??
Not only anti-gay, pretty much anti-everything because(according to her and the Westboro Baptist Church)pretty mcuh everything could send you to hell.
the other anonymous April 6th, 2007 at 0:14 12

Bob, loli god sounds as good as any. Would even be an excuse to go to a hurch even if an atheist!
Phelps not new to this sort of stuff. He has beeen spouting off hate in the name of Christ and god sincr his mom whelped him it seems. Some people just born bad, I guess.
Loli though are born cute!
karasu April 6th, 2007 at 0:56 13

OTL…wow:

1) Weren’t the homosexuality issue established in physicality AFTER the the start of the Iraq War?
2) I don’t remember God mentioning him hating anything, in fact, God loves everything, doesn’t he?
3) “Married men having fag sex,” wait, so homosexual women are a-go?
4) If I’m correct, Jesus is the son of God, not God; yes, he is one of the trinity, but he himself is the son of God, not God himself.
5) Did the mom called her children fags? (1/7 4:00)
Streicher April 6th, 2007 at 0:59 14

They seem to make a nice business out of that.
Carlos April 6th, 2007 at 1:36 15

Wow, I guess I not only will split hell when I die. I’ll probably end up sitting in Satan’s lap.
grgspunk April 6th, 2007 at 2:03 16

If I were a Christian now, I’d be very embarrassed to have these guys be a part of my religion.
Aaron April 6th, 2007 at 2:19 17

Jesus said, “Let ye who is without sin cast the first stone.”

These people are so beyond fucked up I can’t even begin to explain it. I hope their kids grow brains and realize how extreme and fucked up their parents are.

/is it sacrelig to have a Bible quote and the F-bomb (twice) in one post?
Delicious Flat Chest April 6th, 2007 at 3:18 18

Impossible, since there is nobody that is without sin.
Mike Abundo April 6th, 2007 at 4:50 19

Inbreeding is a terrible thing.
MephistophelesReloaded April 6th, 2007 at 6:03 20

Fuck Jesus. period.
Hail lolis. period.
MephistophelesReloaded April 6th, 2007 at 6:07 21

(still no lightning bolt from heaven… where are you God????)
theworstpersonintheworld April 6th, 2007 at 6:56 22

“Jesus sat at his right side the holy spirit at his left”

“and in between the holy entity ruler of the universe maker of moral laws and all that is unexplainable”

pedobear in all his glory

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bc/Pedoobjection.jpg
assosson April 6th, 2007 at 12:13 23

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MephistophelesReloaded
Comment on Apr 6th, 2007 at 6:03

Fuck Jesus. period.
Hail lolis. period.

Sansei desu
assosson April 6th, 2007 at 12:15 24

ummm Attention Seekers. Period.
heavens lolipop April 6th, 2007 at 15:39 25

Hm….this is all very interesting stuff. On the one hand, we have a family of midwestern white folks (typical), who was raised to the point of taking gods name and gods word into their own hands and spreading it for everyone to hear. Thats okay, isnt it? I mean, they’re free to spew all the bullshit they want.

Let’s just analyze a bit deeper shall we…so basically, anything that deviates from a man and a woman having sexual intercourse under the law of marriage lands you in hell…i guess that makes some kind of sense. But for these people to think they are the most self-righteous out of all americans, (and i say that because they speak of america like its the only bad country), is pretty sick. They say they’re not trying to save anyone or get more applicants into heaven, they’re just saying out loud what’s already on everyone’s minds. Suprisingly enough, despite being the most hated family in america, these people have a lot of supporters.

However, these people want to talk about heaven and hell? So be it. Let’s just say for a second that these people are right, and that anyone who fights for america is fighting against god and should go to hell. Let’s also think about something that is pretty funny: id say about 99.8% of people on earth are going to hell the day these people are right. Of course they’ll be there too, kicking and screaming.

Heaven and hell, shit. Gotta stay being an agnostic, even if it supposedly lands you in hell…yah ok. These are some interesting people and I’d like to take a moment with them to see what they are really all about. Even saying that, I’m not going to take gods word into my hand, it’s not my job, not your job and not anyone elses job either.

If you gonna believe in something, believe in me.
Anonymous April 7th, 2007 at 13:13 26

My god is loli…
Beowulf Lee April 9th, 2007 at 1:02 27

Wow, that 21 year old girl is pretty cute.
Paldin April 10th, 2007 at 3:23 28

Hmmm, a loli God. I like the sound of that. Her first commandment would need to support loli on loli action, of course.
I wonder if these people understand that there are more sins that just taking and giving through the out hole. I suppose since women can’t penetrate, it’d be hard for them to be fags, but I’m sure the whole “support = damnation” clause fixes that anyways.
I wouldn’t want to see them gunned down. Death is such a final thing. It’d be better to take away the only thing they feel strongly about and anally rape each of them repetitively. As a God fearing and loving individual (notice I didn’t say religious follower), I feel compelled to ask God to smite mine enemies in the way that Old Testament God tended to blight people. As a soldier, I would pay money to support that cause. As a patriotic American I may write a letter to congress asking for charges of Treason and have them publicly executed. As a loli lover, I want them to stop focusing on how much gay sex is ruining America and start promoting hot loli ideals. They might still be hated in America, but they’d be a lot cooler if they were into lolis.