It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Nanoha!

Fate T. Harlaown? The explanation better be that Lindy officially adopted Fate. I don’t know what I’ll do if that is not the explanation. I refuse to believe that she is married to that pussy Chrono. Lesbian slumber parties make me believe that I don’t have anything to worry about. I don’t have to bail out… yet.

What the hell happened to Fate’s ass? And since when did Nanoha get that padding?

I can’t decide on who to root for: Team Nanoha or Team Fate. There is no doubt that Team Fate has the cutest girl but I’m not a big fan of shota boy. Nanoha’s sex toys might not be as cute as Caro but at least they both have vaginas.

Thou shall not flash thy panties. Now feel the wrath of God… up your rectum.

Whose great idea was it to extinguish fire with rocket launchers? They didn’t quite think that one through, did they?

What is loli Rider doing here?

This is why women shouldn’t be allowed to drive cars.
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