4chan on TV - Epic lulz inside

Jul 27, 2007 Author: abq | Filed under: life the universe and everything

6/16/2008 -- Innocent kids juices for sale
3/10/2008 -- Why no one takes golddiggers seriously
2/24/2008 -- Roger Ebert can retire happily
2/24/2008 -- Teenage Pregnancy Implementation Manager
2/22/2008 -- Beware: Loli Zombie Apocalypse

Tags: 4chan, anonymous, lol

92 Responses for "4chan on TV - Epic lulz inside"

Anonymous July 27th, 2007 at 15:46 1

…
Anonyalar July 27th, 2007 at 15:50 2

ANONYMOUS WILL NEVAR FORGET!!!
Anonymous (Beowulf Lee) July 27th, 2007 at 17:00 3

This is new low even for Faux News. As a matter of fact, I’m having a hard time believing this made it on air. The worst part is when they say “Anonymous” did this, “Anonymous” did that, it wasn’t even funny. It’s just sad that they have no idea that they have no idea what they’re talking about. Kinda like raving evangelicals raging about doomsday.
Hangmen July 27th, 2007 at 17:04 4

HACKERS ON STEROIDS, TREATING THE WEB LIKE A REAL-LIFE VIDEOGAME!
DOMESTIC TERRORIST!
EXPLODING VAN!
ANONYMOUS HAS SECRET WEBSIGHTS!
ANYONE POSTING THERE IS REQUIRED TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS!
UNDERGROUND HACKER SITE LINKED TO ANONYMOUS!
ANONYMOUS GETS BIG LULZ FROM PULLING RANDOM PRANKS!
TRULY EPIC LULZ COMES FROM RAIDS AND INVASIONS!

Internet: serious business.
JB2X July 27th, 2007 at 17:51 5

hahaha, holy crap. That’s gotta be some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen yet.

Some people have to realize that what anonymous does in phone calls is often just prank calling. They never really do what they say over the phone, save for Hal Turner… that was just funny.
The Geek July 27th, 2007 at 17:59 6

Never let it be said that Fox news let the facts get in the way of a good news story.
Aaron July 27th, 2007 at 19:33 7

What sensationalized shit! I think I will go to Fox 11 Los Angeles’ site and complain about the sensationistic story. It wouldn’t have been nearly so bad if they didn’t have the scary music and bus blowing up video several times. What a fucking joke.
Plaid_Knight July 27th, 2007 at 19:47 8

I covered this in my blog. Comments from some of the other people included:

>The music in this thing is unbelievable. How many Decrepit O’Reilly listeners were cowering under their therapeutic blankets after being subjected to scary music, exploding vans, and unfamiliar technology for four whole minutes? How safe can they be when they live under the shadow of a gang of computer hackers on steroids and their scary music?

>Attention viewers:

Internet.

(van explodes)

Internet!

(van explodes)

INTERNET!!!!!

(van explodes, dog barks)

Fox News is now just a series of short films designed to terrify the elderly.

Bonus points for “THEY EVEN PLANNED TO BLOW UP THE NFL! Oh, um, then later it turned out to just be one guy talking shit and he went to jail. BUT STILL!”
otakujpop July 27th, 2007 at 20:42 9

I figured 4chan would eventually kill itself. LONG LIVE INTELLIGENCE!! lol
karasu July 27th, 2007 at 23:41 10

Oh wow…this must a new low for American television news……OTL
Madman July 28th, 2007 at 1:31 11

maybe they can crack some passwords for some loli sites..
Madman July 28th, 2007 at 2:05 12

Haven’t laughed this hard in some time, I’ve lurked a lot at those sites and DAMN, this is not only overstating “Anonymous” but actually making a joke of the entire report itself… It’s so ridiculous I couldn’t stop myself from laughing… Sad thing is off course, that there will be a lot of people who believe this.

Damn, you’d think people would start laughing more at FOX News and taking it seriously… too bad people aren’t that smart in general…
Anonymous July 28th, 2007 at 2:35 13

JEWS DID FOX NEWS!
MV July 28th, 2007 at 3:07 14

Oh come on that was hilarious.
Pyrus July 28th, 2007 at 3:17 15

This is what happens when a joke goes too far for too long: Eventually you’ll strike the nerve of the wrong person who will take your joke harder and more seriously than you intended. “The power of life and death are in the tongue…” goes a piece of Bible scripture: One should always be careful of the type of jokes you perform, as well as who you perform them to/on and how you perform them. The gift/curse of free speech is that just as you have the right to express yourself or your feelings, the person(s) you express them to have the right to express what they think of what you just expressed, so you sometimes have to be careful of what you express and how you do it. That clip is just one example of the consequences of not being careful about what you say or do.
tanj July 28th, 2007 at 3:37 16

Going too far for too long is what /b/ is all about. If someone takes a joke harder and more seriously than intended, that makes it all the more successful.
MephistophelesSanctified July 28th, 2007 at 4:22 17

The guy who spoiled the Harry Potter book in front of those fucking children (not including the lolis, of course X3) is my hero.
Pyrus July 28th, 2007 at 4:24 18

It always seems worth it until the unpleasant consequences hit.

Anyway, the news report mentioned the invasion board. I never saw an /i/ board on 4chan. The other chans maybe, but not 4chan.
Anonymous July 28th, 2007 at 7:37 19

OMG this the the fucking funnest thing I have ever seen.
i especially Love it when he sights rule 36 of the rules of the internet.

… on the other hand i could have Guessed it but now i know for sure that all you Anonymous are terrorists. *Key dramatic music*
Munkustrap July 28th, 2007 at 7:40 20

^FREAKEN FORGOT MY NAME AGAIN!!^
Sorry for the double post.
Rubber-Nose July 28th, 2007 at 9:42 21

What a load of SHIT……FOX NEWS does it again. Yep, love the exploding trucks…. as i’m sure FOX loved them as well for the “SHOCK & AWE” value…. All FOX is interested in is peddeling a bunch of CRAP to Scare people….WTG Rupert, you dick!!!!!

BTW - Bring on the HOT Loli’s
Anonymous July 28th, 2007 at 13:00 22

Hahaha!! Epic LOL!! XD
BTW… Now that I got bored with my life that I’m planning on going to the nearest school and kidnaping a cute loli.
Maybe I should make a faked explosion to make a racket, and no one would noticed a missing loli. :3
So what do you guys think? lol
the other anonymous July 28th, 2007 at 16:00 23

Oh hell, of course something this interesting happens when my comp goes down… ones here at library block you tube so have no idea what the hell happened but anything mentioning Fox, O’unReally and 4 chan anons… well that has got to be worth something like a win or a couple iof internets. At least a bag of gummi bears?
Anything to it that this happened while 12 chan is down again? Anyone got a good conspiracy theory on that? I suspect HAnnity and Combes flood girl boards with cp!
Has the universe ended?
Anonymous July 28th, 2007 at 17:51 24

…. BS …..

Untill they find out the truth

BaW
CRV§ADER//KY July 28th, 2007 at 19:50 25

OMFG. I posted it on my blog, too.
CRV§ADER//KY July 28th, 2007 at 19:59 26

hold on a sec. Several people say that it’s a fake from ebaumsworld, and there’s no trace of it on foxnews.com (not that I can find it, at least). This needs further investigation.
LoliHat July 29th, 2007 at 2:08 27

hold on a sec. Several people say that it’s a fake from ebaumsworld, and there’s no trace of it on foxnews.com (not that I can find it, at least). This needs further investigation.

It is a real story. It comes from the local news at a Fox affiliate (KTTV-TV/Channel 11). The report is here

Anyways, they actually showed 420chan pages.
Demon God of Scandinavia AKA Loki July 29th, 2007 at 3:31 28

is tis real? maybe thats y its not even funny
Hangmen July 29th, 2007 at 3:57 29

@Pyrus: Ebaumsworld started the whole /i/ thing, not the other -Chan imageboards. Guess we should really tell Fox News about Ebaumsworld’s secret anonymous websight and get truly epic lulz out of it.
Jase July 29th, 2007 at 5:19 30

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4381/partyvanexplodetf5.gif
Anonymous July 29th, 2007 at 6:06 31

The guy obviously says “Attention Children!” but the text reads “Attention Shoppers!” Wow, what attention to detail! I have to say, this is ridiculous.
Anonymous July 29th, 2007 at 6:07 32

Gotta love the 3 legged dog she bought. Hope she didnt pay much.
Kai July 29th, 2007 at 6:28 33

That’s what I’d expect you to say, Mr. “Anonymous”! Someone’ll get you back some day, so you’ll stop your terrorist ‘posting on the internets’ and ’spoiling childrens books’ strategies!

I love Fox news. I’m sure within a few weeks they’ll have Jack Thompson on there talking about how the ‘hacker gangs’ trained on video games, complete with screens from the WoW forum showing parents how easy it is for their child to start posting online… like a hacker…
Pyrus July 29th, 2007 at 6:38 34

@Hangman: Sounds like a plan to me. Though somehow I don’t think Fox will care who started it as long as they can wring a story out of it.

For some reason, it’s only just occurred to me that this whole story may be just a cheap publicity stunt… or someone’s run out news story ideas
MephistophelesSanctified July 29th, 2007 at 6:51 35

hey abq:
How can you not be posting about Kodomo no Jikan!!! its the most lolilicious manga out there. Heck, even pedobear makes a cameo appearance.,,
Madman July 29th, 2007 at 14:54 36

yeah , and im waiting fot the anime with anticipation!!

http://anidb.info/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=5029
Jacob July 29th, 2007 at 16:41 37

Again Fucks News shows a complete inability to do the most basic of research for its stories. They way they can imply that numberless anon users are part of the same orginization boggles the mind but shouldn’t surprise - al-qada gets reported the same way.
I would love to see someone question/lampoon that tendency to lump disparate peoples under a single label in a way Americans would “get”. Perhaps by replacing all uses of “al-qada” in a recent bush speech with “christian” -

Christians blew up the twin towers, and that’s why we’re fighting christians in Iraq.

Maybe then people would start wondering if all “christians’ are part of the same group that attacked the USA, and even ask if the christian group that attacked New York is part of, has nothing to do with, or maybe even is an enemy of the christians in Iraq? Going after al-qada indescriminatly isn’t quite as bad as arresting anyone who ever posted anonymously - but it is just as useless.
Jacob July 29th, 2007 at 16:44 38

And yeah, Kodomo no Jikan is godly good. Now that the U.S. license has been dropped, SaHa is scanlating/translating chapters at amazing speed, getting in a new chapter each week - http://www.mangaupdates.com has links, just type Kodomo into search, or try

http://www.mangaupdates.com/releases.html?
search=1930&stype=series

chapter 28 just out - so sweet. I believe even non-lolicons would love Kodomo no Jikan, but that’s prolly naive of me.
Jacob July 29th, 2007 at 16:48 39

whoops, 2nd link got cut up in previous post - need both lines to get straight to listings of kodomo dl

http://www.mangaupdates.com/releases.html?search=1930&stype=series

above should all be on one line. Yeah, yeah,you all already knew that.
Hangmen July 29th, 2007 at 17:25 40

For some reason, I think a majority of people working in Fox News are Imageboard lurkers, and chances are:

1. They are some of the tripfags in /n/ while most others are possible domestic terrorist who forced themselves to remain Anonymous.
2. They read Kodomo no Jikan and are fapping to it (illegal in Banada).
3. They may have CP in their hard drive (epic FBI raid will be epic).
Jacob July 29th, 2007 at 17:35 41

hmm… upon checking, previous link for kodomo missing first 5 chapters

http://www.mangatraders.com

and

http://anything-asian.net/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=280

have them, though both sites not as user friendly as mangaupdates

And yeah, folks at fox are surely lurkers - gotta do something to fill the day after doing the 15 minutes of work they put into reporting.
MephistophelesSanctified July 29th, 2007 at 22:32 42

thanks a lot for the info. Goggling it is just not enough. Really, thank you.
the other anonymous July 30th, 2007 at 7:33 43

oh dear lord… finally go the whole damn thing to play and I want those minutes back please Mr. God! What complete and total BS still for fox this is almost good. Complete BS but almost good. Are they channeling some alternate universe or what? I used to watch Faux snooze on the grounds you need to know what your enemies are doing. But now I have concluded they don’t have the faintest clue as to what they are doing. Oh, what they think they are doing yeah but like Jeffery Damler they just get it all so wrong. This is right up there with O’Reilly claiming US soldiers massacred captured German soldiers during the Battle of the Bulge. It was the other way around… Fox news always lies, if they say it will be sunny on their weather I would carry an umbrella.
t3h Dave July 30th, 2007 at 9:17 44

This shit is everywhere!
A comic I drew
Anonymous July 30th, 2007 at 10:11 45

wow, “t3h Dave”, that “comic” failed hard.
kill yourself.
Evil July 30th, 2007 at 10:18 46

*waits patiently for anonymous death threats*
Aaron July 30th, 2007 at 13:19 47

@t3h Dave: You’ve captured the entire essence of the Fucks News report.

Is it me, or do the people in that comic look like balloons?
Name July 30th, 2007 at 13:33 48

Here’s a nice site for Kodomo… It has full volume downloads, scanlated.

http://agentzero.hbtop50.com/?page_id=44

Excuse me if I didn’t use the HTML tag properly. I don’t know how this XHTML works.
Name July 30th, 2007 at 13:35 49

Oh yay. I did it properly. Good ol’ highschool infotech courses paid off… Ah, memories of highschool… I guess I could make more memories of highschool if I wanted, couldn’t I?
Beer July 30th, 2007 at 16:20 50

I lol’d
Jacob July 31st, 2007 at 4:42 51

Sweet link Name, Agent Zero is very user friendly, has several of my favorite ongoing mangas to download in one place, and is up to date - 5 out of 5 stars
Rubber-Nose July 31st, 2007 at 5:07 52

Thanks for the link Jacob…… Fapp Fapp Fapp
MephistophelesSanctified July 31st, 2007 at 6:10 53

how epic do you think a Fucks news report would be if Kodomo no Jikan were to fall under public’s opinion?
I jiggle just thinking on how pissed would soccer moms be if they knew the existence of KNJ or the licencing controversy…X3
What is your opinion, abq?
Nekokami July 31st, 2007 at 12:38 54

Anonymous does not forget
Anonymous does not forgive . .
wonder how long it will be untill anonymous invades fox news *g*
the other anonymous July 31st, 2007 at 18:47 55

How would Fox react to World’s Strongest Loli or the Loli Battle?
Outside of O’Reilly disappearing into backroom with his loofah, I mean.
MephistophelesSanctified July 31st, 2007 at 23:28 56

I would fear that O’Reily would incite the masses to ban anime and manga altogether from USA. And then a witch-hunt after us.
Anonymous August 1st, 2007 at 3:38 57

as you step back and look at this actual news clip, you need to ask yourself, are they trying to make the public live in fear? are they trying to scare you shitless so they get better viewing ratings for their TV station? i mean really was it really that necessary to show that van blowing up to make it all the more dramatic.

everyone would live a much happier lifes without watching the TV and news.
the other anonymous August 1st, 2007 at 23:38 58

Meph San, witch hunt? Unintende humor therein is that my maternal grandmama was a witch. Hated the Gardnerians and anyone who used that term “wiccan”. She was of old Irish blood and her beliefs may have predated the druids.
Anyhow, those old ones knew how to hunt right back. I suggest that the rest of us should adopt a similar statre of mind.
illegitimus non carborundum
Quo Loli?
These “people” at Fox and other such need to be given the treatment the yippies advised. Take ‘em out into the poublic square and leave them pantsless. Can you picture O’Reilly, Beck or Tucker Carson like that in circle near Cenral Park in Manhattanor by the kid’s park at Washington Square? Give them a whole minute and forty-five seconds before they are busted by TPF.
Now there’s a lovely thought!
the other anonymous August 1st, 2007 at 23:39 59

P.S> I don’t know which is worse my typos or my Latin…
Name August 2nd, 2007 at 5:32 60

I don’t even watch TV. It’s so boring, and when there’s even something captivating to watch, I just get sucked into a state of mindlessness.

I haven’t been watching TV for years though, so I guess I’ve been away from it pretty much since the whole fear thing started. You know, twin towers, war on terror, blah blah blah. I could swear things were calm before that.

Honestly though, for people with short attention spans like me, that stuff almost works. I’m too cynical to be fooled though, particularly when they’re talking nonsense about computers.

I’m easily distracted. I remember zoning out watching the Simpsons one day, and then BAM a commercial comes on and I’m like “holy shit, where am I?”
Demon God of Scandinavia AKA Loki August 2nd, 2007 at 13:28 61

oh dear ban anime in america? lucky i m in singapore… oh crap wut if singapore follows? i guess the whole teen population could revolt we love anime here n lolis too… but we dunno wut a loli is but like looking at lil girls haha
Anonymous August 2nd, 2007 at 16:49 62

Fox news shills billshit for a living now! A spin-doctor who wants to get good TV ratings by twisting the facts to make it seem more interesting then it could ever actually be.
MephistophelesSanctified August 2nd, 2007 at 17:16 63

@the other anonymous
your latin. I only used the term “witch-hunt” as a metaphor.
It’s alright.

The problem lies that we are already into something that is obviously not looked well in society. If a nation-wide ban and prosecution were to happen, we would find ourselves in position in which we had to defend our modus vivendi (even though it will surely be a losing battle).
the other anonymous August 2nd, 2007 at 20:08 64

Meph San, society loves to look down on “things” lots of “things” while practicing their own more or less private vices. Edwardian and Victorian England despite the facade was (were?) always a den of iniquity with secret overseas slaves, child-”brides”, my personal fav was doctors maintaining groups of child prostitues because sex with a virgin child was thought to be a cure for syphylis. So much for “family values”.
And yes you are right about many facing a losing battle. Only word of hope I have to give there is that every soldier who goes down in battle hopes their sacrifice brings the day closer when the soldier behind them is victorious.
All soldiers are suicide bombers in that light. They die that others may succeed. Hopefully it is the guys on the other side who do the most dying. ( Though if this is winning who wants to see losing?)
In the mean time bring on the animwe lolis even if without fan service! Loli Uber Alles (My German sucks too!)
Krhis August 3rd, 2007 at 0:40 65

It’s 7chan, not 4chan.

4chan has no /e/.
Mephistopheles August 3rd, 2007 at 3:06 66

Don´t reprimand me ;_; about the “looked down by society thingy” I am with you guys.

Like the Uber-GAR Gundam Wing pilots said once: “Fighting losing battles is what we do”
Name August 3rd, 2007 at 13:15 67

Hmmm… What a way to prevent the spread of syphilis.

Anyways, I couldn’t really care less what western companies are doing with manga. I’ll just download scanlated manga. I’m already a raving pirate. Arrr! That thar loli be almost buxom.

Random little thing… I was just reading Wikipedia, and this little blurb stands out to me… “In Germany, only minors below the age of 14 are considered as children.”

…The only german I can speak is “Und keine eier!!”
Paldin August 3rd, 2007 at 14:08 68

“And no eggs!”? Tool made a lot of anti-Nazis look stupid with that phrase in a song. Turns out the whole thing was a recipe and not a Hitler speech. How do you make an omelet without eggs? May be my German is just as bad as Fox’s though.

So if the entire story is hear-say, rumors, and unsubstantial evidence; how can an adult really take this seriously? I learned as I became an adult that most adults are not as mature as I expected them to be. I may not have known everything when I was Fourteen, but I was a hell of a lot closer than a lot of people twice my age at the time. I secretly believe that this is why “they” hate us. That and the whole Nine separate crusades to reclaim the Holy land.
Nobody likes when you try to take their land. That’s why God ordered Mosses to commit genocide on the people who held the lands that the Israelites we marching toward. Strike-em-down Old Testament God was way cooler than emo-fag New Testament God.
Hangmen August 3rd, 2007 at 18:09 69

Krhs: 4Chan has /e/cchi, but not /i/nvasion. Fortunately, it’s neither 4Chan or 7Chan, but either Ebaumsworld or fbi.gov.
Krhis August 3rd, 2007 at 19:45 70

Ah, sorry. My bad, it is /i/nvasion. 7chan has been promoting it on there front page too.
Anonymous August 4th, 2007 at 4:51 71

… … …
wtf is this shit?
tho other anonymopus August 4th, 2007 at 23:23 72

you willnever evr know… desu…
Nekokami August 5th, 2007 at 21:00 73

over here, in good old germany “no eggs” mostly means “no balls” . . i.e. “you have no eggs” would mean “you hzave no balls” (sissy-boy) in most cases . . aside from cooking that is *g* and yes, in germany people below the age of 14 are considered children, but that does not mean it is illegal to have sex with 14 year olds . . depending on your age, you might even be facing trouble if your partner is 17 years old. .
Nekokami August 5th, 2007 at 21:04 74

but that does not mean it is illegal to have sex with 14 year olds . .

meant to say:”does not mean it is legal to have sex with 14 year olds”!
Name August 6th, 2007 at 5:35 75

The recipe in the song doesn’t include eggs. The recipe is for “eggs of satan” (eier von satan). Balls of Satan, of course. Satan’s testicles. Satan’s eggs, but there’s no eggs in the recipe.

Oh well, I guess it would be tough for a nation to get away with calling 14-year-olds adults. Interesting to see there’s actually a legally defined age range for teenagers somewhere, separate from adults, but also separate from children.
Tanasinn August 6th, 2007 at 19:24 76

STOP BREAKING 1&2 ON EVERY FUCKING VIDEO
Anonymous August 6th, 2007 at 20:40 77

I lol’d @ Phil Shuman… “There were literally thousands of stolen passwords on that site…” while he flips through some papers in his hands… Wait, did he actually print out all those passwords just for that one shot, or is planning on using them for his own nefarious purposes later? ;3
Anonymous August 7th, 2007 at 12:55 78

xD Fear the epic lulz.

Kinda sad that people have to stoop so low just to have fun though.
Sev August 7th, 2007 at 21:36 79

This makes me laugh so much I think I’ve killed my inner child.
DmonHiro August 7th, 2007 at 22:02 80

Funny as hell, cause when they were showing the web page on 02:24………it was pictures from Final Fantasy VII…..now THAT’S evil……dumb Fucks News morons.
Anonymous August 8th, 2007 at 5:12 81

Hey what do you guys think about this?
http://torrentfreak.com/teen-arrested-for-recording-20-second-movie-clip/

@ABQ: Maybe we should make a new post on this?
Key EX99 August 9th, 2007 at 8:41 82

yo i`ve a question
when is the start of the loli battle
or is ther no battle anymore ?
blabla
the other anonymous August 10th, 2007 at 2:20 83

If a loli falls in the forest and no one sees her panties flash does it mean she isn’t wearing any?
zield August 10th, 2007 at 19:03 84

been back from hell.. (no loli = hell..)
so whats going on here.. ??
Anonoymous (Girouette) August 10th, 2007 at 23:50 85

Once again Fox fucks up. Gotta love their documentation on lulz. No wonder Bush likes them.
Marouku August 11th, 2007 at 20:39 86

I’M IN UR INTERNETS CORRUPTIN’ UR ACRONYMS
Hangmen August 12th, 2007 at 7:33 87

I’M IN UR MYSPACE SCARING UR GIRLFRIENDZ
X September 1st, 2007 at 9:48 88

Lol go Tom Green Just had to bring him up ah Fox when will youlearn Opinion Stuff it (Anonymous)
??? September 7th, 2007 at 20:47 89

I saw this video about a month ago and never even noticed any of the 4chan pages.
Anonymous September 7th, 2007 at 22:09 90

The anonymous shall conquer the world! Hail to the 4chan! lol

Seriously, Fox News always sucks.
152 November 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 91

Someone is taking credit for being Anonymous? XD LULZ.
Anonymous November 27th, 2007 at 8:41 92

EPIC LULZ