44 Responses for "Stalker girl compliments me on my penis"

1. lk October 20th, 2007 at 23:37 1

   woot, you bought an iphone, thus giving money to at&t …
   i guess it’s not your problem if you don’t live in the states, but all the more reason to say: please don’t give money to companies that aid government is spying on its citizens.

   think of us before fucking us, plz

2. Beowulf Lee October 20th, 2007 at 23:40 2

   You never told us how old she is.

3. TDC October 20th, 2007 at 23:58 3

   Hahaha! You got an iPhone.

4. Angelus October 21st, 2007 at 0:20 4

   For f*ck’s sake, if she’s old enough to be interested in phones then she’s too old by far

5. Jase October 21st, 2007 at 0:51 5

   @Angelus

   You don’t know how wrong you are.

6. Pyrus October 21st, 2007 at 2:16 6

   But did she give you a number to call on that iphone? Otherwise, you’ve wasted your money.

7. Skribulous October 21st, 2007 at 2:21 7

   Sorry for the derailment, but this is too funny not to share:

   http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article2050710.ece
   http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2007/oct/07101704.html

8. Non-Anonymous October 21st, 2007 at 3:19 8

   Jesper Juul is a pedophile, but hey, aren’t we all?

9. Anonymous October 21st, 2007 at 4:23 9

   Hey, people maybe pedophiles but at least the law helps. I mean, they say we can flirt, kiss and date girls 11+ in the states as long as we dont have sex with them. Though they should define sex lol.

10. Anonymous October 21st, 2007 at 4:25 10

    You know what would be funny? If she found this article while searching shit online. XD

11. Angelus October 21st, 2007 at 10:24 11

    @Jase

    Yeah, I was just stirring. Phones are like periods, girls get into them younger and younger these days. Every time I got a new phone, my last gf took about 5 minutes before she’d ripped all the ringtones off it via Bluetooth

12. Aaron October 21st, 2007 at 16:02 12

    Your iPhone has a camera. Take a picture of “stalker girl”! Please! You probably already did so and you’re not sharing.

    Apple products are good now. I used to be an Apple basher in the early and mid-90s, but now I extoll their virtues.

    @Skribulous: The Norwegian sexpert is just talking about what already happens. At age 5, I was caught naked with the girl next door playing with each other. Yeah, I kinda got an early start.

13. Crisu October 21st, 2007 at 17:55 13

    rofl.. silly tagline to get me to read this entry.

    You sure you didn’t ask her to reach into your pocket to grab your iPhone for you? XP

14. the other anonymous October 21st, 2007 at 18:46 14

    Is that an Iphone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me… Okay, now this is starting to sound way too credible and I was wondering if you were having us on. Wait, that sounds wrong, Ah heck anyway! Without having seen her from what you write about what see says she doesn’t sound crasy. maybe she just happens to like you. Could be worse - as in being found under a couple of bridges and in three dustbins a block apart worse but this don’t sound like that! As long as she wasn’t known as Lolichan once! As to the phone I’ve yet to be impressed with them. okay the screen looks bigger but then if that is my big concern could just interface it with a laptop like a friend does. But then again I hate phones in general and cellphones in particular. Ever see Hook with Robin Williams? I loved what he does with his at the end in that. Ditch the phone but keep stalker girl You can talk to hr without having to pay some company besides she would bwe better company it seems.

15. Reboot October 21st, 2007 at 18:48 15

    Fuck her.

16. Anonymous October 21st, 2007 at 19:43 16

    Yeah, Steve Jobs is a stud. I mean, take pics of the girl.

17. zield October 21st, 2007 at 23:25 17

    lol.. and all of that iphuck thing ended up on “give us her damn pic.. !!”

    *rrrrooooowwwwwrrrrrrrlllll.. !!*

18. Anonymous October 22nd, 2007 at 2:54 18

    I too am interested what this “stalker girl” looks like.

19. Madman October 22nd, 2007 at 15:09 19

    If you havn’t fucked her by now, hurry up. Otherwise she may get bored and move on. Offer to buy her something, loli’s love it when you make them think they are special.

20. Aoimar October 22nd, 2007 at 22:05 20

    wouldnt it be great if she came here and read that she is stalker girl

21. Sadako October 23rd, 2007 at 0:25 21

    That wouldn’t be great at all. Who could enjoy others disgrace? If that would happen we wont be able to see a pic of her… By the way, Abq you’re taking too much time!!!

22. TDC October 23rd, 2007 at 2:36 22

    Don’t give abq shit, he’s got enough to take care of already…

23. the other anonymous October 23rd, 2007 at 4:38 23

    So I take it about 65% of you are just as envious as I am?

24. Shana-fan October 23rd, 2007 at 9:00 24

    I had a girlfriend (12) but I’m 19!For my 19th birthday she gave me a present - she slept with me!And we did many, MANY ECHI things!

25. Paldin October 23rd, 2007 at 16:55 25

    I had a 12 year old girlfriend too once. I was 13 though.
    Abq doesn’t need to hurry her pants off, he just needs to hurry her pics up.
    Honestly though, it sounds like a good start. And it sounds like you initiated contact this time. Buy her something trivial and then say that when you saw it, it reminded you of her and that you thought she’d like it. I was amazed at how effective this has been (and ineffective on other occasions (dammit, when I buy you a necklace, it’s not a suggestion to find a better one to replace mine with!) ). I’d be a better lolicon if they didn’t start off so stupid. On the other hand, they don’t get much better with age either.

26. Scooby October 24th, 2007 at 0:30 26

    i love the iphone and at&t is by far the best network well cingular since they still own it just dropped the name is all they did

27. Angelus October 24th, 2007 at 23:26 27

    grr everyone’s boasting about their 12yo gfs my youngest gf was 16, but then i was 48 at the time so i think that PWNS

28. Pretty October 25th, 2007 at 4:53 28

    if there aren’t photos of her by now then there is nothing to show off. She might be as ugly as a cows butt and knowing she is into anime she is fat too like most otaku girls…..

29. LoliHat October 25th, 2007 at 6:32 29

    Was it established if Stalker Girl (TM) was legal or not?

30. Sadako October 25th, 2007 at 15:18 30

    If she is a swedish
    high school girl
    she has to be hot.
    Anyway, we need pics!!!

31. the other anonymous October 25th, 2007 at 19:14 31

    So Angelus can we consider that as attempted suicide?

32. Angelus October 27th, 2007 at 13:31 32

    @the other anonymous

    Suicicde? I guess her father might not have been very pleased that her daughter’s bf was older than he was, but she lived with friends a long way from her parents so I didn’t have any problems

33. Angelus October 27th, 2007 at 13:33 33

    Hmmm, maybe there were a few errors in that last post, like it should have been “HIS daughter’s bf” and such, but it was such a good bottle of wine…

34. letfireraindown October 27th, 2007 at 17:05 34

    @Angelus

    Your starting to sound like my father. I’m twenty-three, which makes him… fifty-three or there abouts, could be off a few years. He’s dating a twenty-one year-old. I think the only reason he doesn’t go younger is he likes them able to buy they’re own alcohol.

35. Angelus October 27th, 2007 at 23:19 35

    @letfireraindown

    Guess I’m lucky then that the legal age for purchasing alcohol is 18 where I live

36. the other anonymous October 28th, 2007 at 13:41 36

    You all sound so young to me. dob 02/15/49

37. Angelus October 28th, 2007 at 19:27 37

    @the other anonymous

    You’re only 5 years older than me, almost to the day - still plenty of time to have fun

38. the other anonymous October 28th, 2007 at 22:01 38

    so what two maybe three weeks then? arrgh… (falls over)

39. Anonymous October 31st, 2007 at 6:58 39

    i kind of wonder how many other girls read this blog.

40. GUYMAN November 4th, 2007 at 9:00 40

    I’m getting VERY curious on what this STALKER GIRL looks like….. If u’r gonna ask 4 comments on this GIRL, it would be very (at the least) important to get a pic of her…

41. Sadako November 5th, 2007 at 2:41 41

    Or at least could you compare she to any anime girl?
    A pic would be better, anyway.

42. Suzum November 6th, 2007 at 11:51 42

    @ angelus

    the legal age to buy alcohol is 16 where I live

    pwned ;P

43. IMHO November 15th, 2007 at 5:52 43

    every faggot i’ve seen so far has an ipod…
    are you sure you like loligirls, not lollifags?
    btw: steve iJobs is a fag

44. Anonymous December 2nd, 2007 at 2:33 44

    Are you sure she’s cute? If you don’t post pis then we are led to believe that she is a hambeast.