I can’t believe that I’ve been blogging for almost three years without making a single top [insert number] list. They are easy to make and people love to endlessly bitch about how wrong the author of the list is.

Keep in mind that this is my first list. I’m not an expert and might have violated the unified code of list making in some way. Please go easy on me.

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#3 - The newcomer
This newcomer earns a spot on this list for being a charming, clueless computer-geek. I tell you, that smile is worth killing for.

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#2 - Deserves an award
Some people might call this person abusive and evil. When you are always right, you have the right to do whatever you want to do.

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#1 - Has enough awards already but is still awesome
With a habitual gesture and way of speaking that screams rape me now, how could you possibly resist that?

The best thing about Ichigo Mashimaro girls is I keep getting older and they stay the same age. Barasui better not pull a fucking Nanoha on me or else… or else I’m going to cry myself to sleep every night.

That is not usually where I aim, but it’s close enough. After all, I am still working on improving my marksmanship. I’m nowhere near being able to consistently unload surgical strikes with no collateral damage.

Am I the only one who is a little bit concerned about Miu’s behavior? She is showing violent tendencies and I’m afraid that if nothing is done she might end up becoming an alcoholic rapist.

Despite popular belief, there are certain things I refuse to pump no matter how tight they might be. Air polluters happen to be one of those things. If you enjoy sticking it up the smoke hole, you can find instructions on how to do so here.

Seeing Chika’s cute socks makes me want to soil them with my seed of love.

I hate towels. You know what, I hate life in general. How come naked sixth graders never rush into the bathroom when I’m taking baths? Is it because I’m a male? That’s discrimination!

The fourth leg looks like a fifth leg.

Old people want what old people can’t get. No delicious fruit for you, priest.

Impossible! Parents in Ichigo Mashimaro? No way!
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Are there any non-Christians who actually take offense when they hear the words merry Christmas? Is it because they feel excluded? Because then we would have to rename all events and holidays such as Mother’s Day to Everyone’s Day. Political correctness is by far the most retarded thing ever invented and those who advocate it should do the world a favor and end their miserable lives.

I can understand why Christians wouldn’t want their sacred day to become secularized. Ok, so people want to steal the name of your holiday, why the hell should you care? They are going to hell regardless of whether they bastardize your sacred customs or not.

Enough bullshit already, here is a pantyshot. Hail loli reindeer santa, my savior, my lord.

I’d like a taste of that. I don’t think it’s quite done yet, though. I would probably wait a wee bit longer before I consummated consumed it. I guess touching would still be ok, but try not to make a mess out of it. If you by accident do, be careful where you shoot.

I see that my mortal enemy, the rubber duck, makes an appearance in Kodomo no Jikan. He is good, but this round is mine.

Why do all raven haired girls from affluent families end up being lesbians? I bet it’s because they never get to see where women truly belong in the food chain with all the menservants and hidden sex toys and God knows what.

Just to keep things straight, I don’t have anything against lesbians. At least as long as they are lipstick lesbians and not militant dykes. Dykes aren’t really people so it’s cool to hate them. Kind of like how it’s fine to hate retarded fish frogs like Keanu Reeves.

Mimi has the most fucked up dream I’ve ever seen. I can understand why the pony is getting ready to bang the little kitten and why the panda is scratching the puppy’s ass. However, the lack of my penis in her dream disturbs me.

Es ist Zeit für Rache! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

Hmm… should I wait until next month for more uncensored episodes or should I strike while the iron is still hot…
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