79 Responses for "The Machine Girl"

1. wildarmsheero December 9th, 2007 at 2:14 1

   kazuo koike quality

2. CRV§ADER//KY December 9th, 2007 at 2:47 2

   t3h w1n d00d.

   Please, PLEASE tell me it’s an actual movie trailer and not some humorous fake one.

3. CRV§ADER//KY December 9th, 2007 at 2:53 3

   OMFG IT’S REAL! IT’S REAL! IT’S FOR REAL!!!

   http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/

4. DdotEXE December 9th, 2007 at 4:59 4

   Wow.

   I want to see it NOW!

5. Pyrus December 9th, 2007 at 5:36 5

   Now we know the identity of abq’s school girl ninja stalker!!! She’ll save abq from the FBI. 8D

6. Ronin December 9th, 2007 at 6:19 6

   AUSUM! Hope it gets cult status. (^~^)

7. the other anonymous December 9th, 2007 at 8:43 7

   Oh dear, another film like a family get together. Well maybe not your family but in mine, perhaps best not to dwell on that. I so have to see this and I like that improved recipe for ladyfinger sandwiches. Bet this is what always happens when the cute girl is prevented from scoring with her onichan! Don’t piss off the schoolgirls!

8. mark December 9th, 2007 at 10:21 8

   That’s why I like the Japanese so very much: they have an oriental way of dealing with problems and accost them with true zen, measuring their responses to exactly match the offense.

   I like this picture of thoughtful restraint.

   Good job!

9. Popjisyo December 9th, 2007 at 11:10 9

   Looks like some Japanese are feeling inspired by Tarantino’s vision. Or pissed…

   Kinda like reverse import o da American image of Japanese movies.

   Might as well call it 「やっちまえな」 in honor of Lucy Liu.

10. uzumakie December 9th, 2007 at 12:00 10

    it looks kinda cool i guess … (^w ^)

    special efects are done lame and thats what i like ^^
    i mean its a comedy and not a horror right??

11. Name December 9th, 2007 at 12:03 11

    Popjisyo:
    Looks like some Japanese are feeling inspired by Tarantino’s vision. Or pissed…

    Tarantino stole his idea’s from Lady Snowblood (wich is a japanese movie )

12. aristideau December 9th, 2007 at 12:16 12

    imdb reference
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/

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14. wayne December 9th, 2007 at 16:54 14

    mother fuck…somebody post the movie

15. TUNA December 9th, 2007 at 17:15 15

    This is awesome. lol fun to watch… Where can I see it?
    Japanese are fun!

16. Kith Kinan December 9th, 2007 at 18:32 16

    Wow… man need see this

17. Herzog December 9th, 2007 at 18:34 17

    That’s why I like the Japanese so very much: they have an oriental way of dealing with problems and accost them with true zen, measuring their responses to exactly match the offense.

    I like this picture of thoughtful restraint.

    Good job!”

    Dude. You make no fucking sense.
    1)I don’t think “oriental” means, what you think it means
    2)”Zen” is not really big in Japan
    3)This movie is the furthest thing from “thoughtful restraint”

    Everything in this movie has been done before, and without Mighty Morphing Power Rangers….fucking fanboy’s “OMG OMG OMG” shut up. You sound like kids freaking out about some boy band.

18. Sosoon December 9th, 2007 at 18:41 18

    OMIGOSH! The actress playing the school girl is a Japanese who’s also been in Playboy pictorials.

    Someone find the URL to the pix…

19. meehawl December 9th, 2007 at 19:18 19

    Needs more Tetsuo.

20. Anonymous December 9th, 2007 at 19:46 20

    bad tetsuo: iron man hommage, im on it

21. Looking at a moron December 9th, 2007 at 20:40 21

    Herzog:

    You must be new to the intarweb to not recognize the sarcasm in Mark’s post. Maybe you should try reading more?

22. su December 9th, 2007 at 20:46 22

    too bad she is so pretty to work in a junk movie

23. toongirl December 9th, 2007 at 21:12 23

    A minor quibble, but the title would be better if it were just “Machine Girl” not “The Machine Girl”.

24. Captain Awesome December 9th, 2007 at 23:37 24

    Name: Tarantino stole his idea’s from Lady Snowblood (wich is a japanese movie )

    Please drop that “stole” word from your remark. Tarantino has mentioned that film many times for “part” of his inspiration for Kill Bill. But to say he “stole” it from Lady Snowblood is completely false.

    Kill Bill is an amalgam and an homage of the type of films he grew up watching. Kung fu theatre, Spaghetti westerns, and blaxploitation films. He has always given respect to all the films/film-makers/genre’s that have influenced him or inspired his film-making.

25. mt-i December 10th, 2007 at 0:07 25

    For once, I’m sort of relieved that the girl featured in today’s post is not loli. Really.

26. Anonymous December 10th, 2007 at 0:37 26

    I lol’d

27. Matt December 10th, 2007 at 2:12 27

    LOL Japan.

28. -_- December 10th, 2007 at 2:14 28

    this is so stupid

29. Anonymous December 10th, 2007 at 3:00 29

    this is more evil dead than kill bill

30. 1984 December 10th, 2007 at 3:20 30

    Had I been 13 years old or so then this would’ve been interesting.
    What sillyness

31. AZed December 10th, 2007 at 7:18 31

    This is everything that Sukeban Deka with Aya Matsuura COULD have been, but wasn’t. Missed opportunity.

32. duffmachine December 10th, 2007 at 9:11 32

    this is the SHIT!!!! what could be better than drill bras and ninja yakuzas!! w0ot!

33. Radicalpariot December 10th, 2007 at 11:42 33

    Damn.

    http://www.bloggerparty.com/blog/radreview

34. laughster December 10th, 2007 at 11:51 34

    Drill Bra hahaha, oh man

35. Seiryuu December 10th, 2007 at 12:00 35

    looks interesting but its so bloody…damn i think it going to my watchlist lol. anyway when is it coming out?

36. Anonymous December 10th, 2007 at 17:48 36

    lulz

37. iLLiCit December 10th, 2007 at 18:37 37

    This is like a suped up version of kill bill with a hint of Ash from Evil Dead

38. /\/\/\/\/\/ December 10th, 2007 at 21:26 38

    that was pure win :’v

39. Winasaurus Sex December 10th, 2007 at 21:58 39

    I love the over-the-top Japanese gore effects.
    Movies like this, (I.E.: Battle Royale, Ichi The Killer, etc.) are such treasures.

40. Winasaurus Sex December 10th, 2007 at 22:30 40

    this movie looks like poop yo…ive seen better pr0nz than this piece of chinese doggy p00p. anyone who disagrees is plain out retarded

41. Sev December 10th, 2007 at 23:50 41

    Drill bra, eh? I wanna watch this just to see how that scene turns out.

42. Callista Maris December 11th, 2007 at 1:40 42

    Wow….that’s seriously gory…..

43. Anonymous December 11th, 2007 at 1:42 43

    Winasaurus Sex: ROFLMAO ur mom droppd you on ur hed
    People who flame on virtual communities need better things to do.

    This movie should be fun, but not as much fun as Dead Or Alive. Or Versus. But still fun. Finger-sushi-fun.

44. camtron December 11th, 2007 at 13:36 44

    oi herzog….i think these people may be taking the piss…might not be a term you’re familiar with.

45. Clarkey252 December 11th, 2007 at 15:05 45

    EPIC WIN! I want to see this movie NOW!!

46. Anonymous December 11th, 2007 at 19:24 46

    Is it me or do all the japanese have not one bit of acting talent in the lot?

47. OctavalGenie December 11th, 2007 at 22:16 47

    that was totally radical dude.

48. CradLeRcker December 12th, 2007 at 2:01 48

    lmao that was full of win.

49. Anonymouse December 12th, 2007 at 19:08 49

    MOVIEmeter: ^ 554% since last week

    LOL

50. Aaron December 13th, 2007 at 0:51 50

    HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!! I can’t think of anything else I would want to see in this movie… except for robot girl’s pert breasts and moist gash…

51. thefish December 13th, 2007 at 6:59 51

    IF this is not a movie preview than fuk somebody had nothing better to do and propts to them for making it appear like one.

52. zield December 13th, 2007 at 12:48 52

    epic.. !!

53. lbe December 13th, 2007 at 13:45 53

    Only in Japan…

54. Anonymous December 13th, 2007 at 18:44 54

    Wow, it just goes to prove law 18 in the anime laws,
    “Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

    The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure. “

55. Anonymous December 13th, 2007 at 21:50 55

    it instant pwnd

56. Lex December 14th, 2007 at 3:22 56

    It’s not on NetFlicks….

57. Plaid_Knight December 14th, 2007 at 16:55 57

    This could be fun to rent and watch if you were to smoke up before it started …

58. ^^ December 15th, 2007 at 3:12 58

    Awesome! i HAVE to see it! When’s it coming out in America?

59. Pyrus December 15th, 2007 at 3:15 59

    @Kith Kinan
    How’re the elves on Krynn doin’? It’s been a few months since I’ve read a Dragonlance novel. As Ansalon’s first known half-elven ruler, what’s your prediction on the reign of Tanis’ son, now that both his parents are dead and he’s married to that wild elf girl?

    @Anonymous - the one that doesn’t like jap acting
    I think they approach acting from a different perspective than us, or else it’s a low-budget film and for the money spent on actors, that performance is as good as it gets.

60. hello December 15th, 2007 at 11:07 60

    whos yakuza?

61. Anonymous December 15th, 2007 at 13:18 61

    epic lulz I cant wait

62. Darkdragon500 December 15th, 2007 at 16:10 62

    this movie is made of win and awesome. At first I was like -.- then I was like D:

63. Pretty December 15th, 2007 at 19:57 63

    What a stupid looking asian girl….

64. X December 16th, 2007 at 6:15 64

    Omg I did it for the lolz lol That made me laugh Epic Win Training Bra lol

65. editec December 16th, 2007 at 18:26 65

    From those wonderful people who brought us Pearl Harbor…

66. LoliHat December 17th, 2007 at 7:39 66

    It’s just like Ash from the Evil Dead movies would be if he were a small Japanese schoolgirl…

67. Eter December 17th, 2007 at 21:41 67

    Um… A bit over the top, if you ask me. I mean, come on?

68. acw December 18th, 2007 at 8:10 68

    wow… japan… o.O

69. steph December 21st, 2007 at 22:16 69

    Laughing…. too hard…. can’t breathe….
    DRILL BRA?? WTF???

70. Russian F December 23rd, 2007 at 23:40 70

    Holy shit

71. Senbon Zakura December 24th, 2007 at 18:42 71

    lmao so lame.

72. Bryan December 24th, 2007 at 20:23 72

    holy fuck!!

73. pandademonlord December 25th, 2007 at 3:24 73

    Dude Sweet!

74. kkkk January 4th, 2008 at 15:48 74

    wow japan

    doubledo@freemail.hu

75. anon_ny_must January 26th, 2008 at 12:49 75

    This the first time i saw ppl using machineguns to rip other ppl’s flesh to pieces revealing their skeletons..

76. Dean March 30th, 2008 at 11:21 76

    Saw it last friday at the BIFFF (www.bifff.org) and it was AMAZING! Funny, over the top, gory, sexy, stupid,…

77. hahaha May 30th, 2008 at 8:45 77

    this trailer is teh win.

78. Dario Cutreccola June 2nd, 2008 at 3:28 78

    uber crap

79. Aaron June 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 79

    I JUST GOT MY COPY OF “THE MACHINE GIRL” ON DVD! It DOES exist! Fry’s Electronics had 3 copies in stock! YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!! Long live the Drill Bra!!!!!!!!