Sex and marriage with robots? It could happen

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In his thesis, “Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners,” Levy conjectures that robots will become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people will fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

“It may sound a little weird, but it isn’t,” Levy said. “Love and sex with robots are inevitable.”

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I’m fine with robot sex as long as the robots never become self-aware. I’m not really afraid of Judgment Day and killer robots from the future, I just don’t want to hear my robot mate constantly nag about the most irrelevant things in the world like real females do. Women’s rights? Who the fuck cares? I don’t want to hear a single word about robots’ rights because that is a huge deal breaker for me.

If the robots are programmed with the can’t-shut-the-fuck-up-flaw to make them more realistic then they better include a mute button. Relationships with mute women must be awesome. I wish I had a mute woman.