December is the worst month of the year. All shows that I’m watching are either on some kind of holiday break or have finished already. I now have to choose between watching Scrubs or generic animu crap. The choice was fairly easy, seeing how I given the choice between to perform a vasectomy on myself and to watch Scrubs I would go with a vasectomy.

Kodomo no Jikan is just wrong on so many levels. Defending a show with cute girls do cute things is somewhat easy without raising the creep-o-meter above the “call the feds”-level. People tend to be less understanding when you tell them that you enjoy shows with nymphets doing obscene things like stroking pussies and a little touch of statutory rape and incest.

So Kodomo no Jikan might not be the champion of morals. Big fucking deal. I don’t get it. Showing Rosie O’Donnell’s face on TV is fine but releasing Kodomo no Jikan in the States is not. As if seeing Rosie’s face wasn’t bad enough, every time she opens her mouth, all I can feel is the excruciating pain of being mind raped. Surely, Kodomo no Jikan can’t possibly be any worse than that.

Exactly what is going on in this scene? Is it supposed to be home economics or the beginning of a gangbang scene? One of the kids are staring at the girl’s boobs and the tools they are holding kind of look like speculums. It could also be sex education or biology class. Examining the cervix and vagina of a real girl is better than looking at an illustration. Aoki-sensei sure knows how to engage his pupils.

Teaching kids how to make dick in a box-boxes. Classy.

Censorship is retarded. The right to see girls flash their panties should be a protected civil right for citizens all over the world. All citizens except for gingers of course, but that goes without saying since people suffering from ginger vitus aren’t really people to begin with. The French are also excluded.

WcDonald’s? Are they trying to imply something? Don’t they have any intellectual property laws in Japan? Oh, that’s right! Japanese people can’t be offended, thus they don’t need any laws. Well… except for the “no penis or vagina in media”-law. They are not really offended by penises, though. Censored genitals make it easier to disguise fake ejaculations and creampies. I reckon the lack of incentive to use sharp blades near your manhood speaks in favor of censorship as well.
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