I can’t believe that I’ve been blogging for almost three years without making a single top [insert number] list. They are easy to make and people love to endlessly bitch about how wrong the author of the list is.

Keep in mind that this is my first list. I’m not an expert and might have violated the unified code of list making in some way. Please go easy on me.

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#3 - The newcomer
This newcomer earns a spot on this list for being a charming, clueless computer-geek. I tell you, that smile is worth killing for.

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#2 - Deserves an award
Some people might call this person abusive and evil. When you are always right, you have the right to do whatever you want to do.

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#1 - Has enough awards already but is still awesome
With a habitual gesture and way of speaking that screams rape me now, how could you possibly resist that?