December is the worst month of the year. All shows that I’m watching are either on some kind of holiday break or have finished already. I now have to choose between watching Scrubs or generic animu crap. The choice was fairly easy, seeing how I given the choice between to perform a vasectomy on myself and to watch Scrubs I would go with a vasectomy.

Kodomo no Jikan is just wrong on so many levels. Defending a show with cute girls do cute things is somewhat easy without raising the creep-o-meter above the “call the feds”-level. People tend to be less understanding when you tell them that you enjoy shows with nymphets doing obscene things like stroking pussies and a little touch of statutory rape and incest.

So Kodomo no Jikan might not be the champion of morals. Big fucking deal. I don’t get it. Showing Rosie O’Donnell’s face on TV is fine but releasing Kodomo no Jikan in the States is not. As if seeing Rosie’s face wasn’t bad enough, every time she opens her mouth, all I can feel is the excruciating pain of being mind raped. Surely, Kodomo no Jikan can’t possibly be any worse than that.

Exactly what is going on in this scene? Is it supposed to be home economics or the beginning of a gangbang scene? One of the kids are staring at the girl’s boobs and the tools they are holding kind of look like speculums. It could also be sex education or biology class. Examining the cervix and vagina of a real girl is better than looking at an illustration. Aoki-sensei sure knows how to engage his pupils.

Teaching kids how to make dick in a box-boxes. Classy.

Censorship is retarded. The right to see girls flash their panties should be a protected civil right for citizens all over the world. All citizens except for gingers of course, but that goes without saying since people suffering from ginger vitus aren’t really people to begin with. The French are also excluded.

WcDonald’s? Are they trying to imply something? Don’t they have any intellectual property laws in Japan? Oh, that’s right! Japanese people can’t be offended, thus they don’t need any laws. Well… except for the “no penis or vagina in media”-law. They are not really offended by penises, though. Censored genitals make it easier to disguise fake ejaculations and creampies. I reckon the lack of incentive to use sharp blades near your manhood speaks in favor of censorship as well.
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Sex and marriage with robots? It could happen

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In his thesis, “Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners,” Levy conjectures that robots will become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people will fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

“It may sound a little weird, but it isn’t,” Levy said. “Love and sex with robots are inevitable.”

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I’m fine with robot sex as long as the robots never become self-aware. I’m not really afraid of Judgment Day and killer robots from the future, I just don’t want to hear my robot mate constantly nag about the most irrelevant things in the world like real females do. Women’s rights? Who the fuck cares? I don’t want to hear a single word about robots’ rights because that is a huge deal breaker for me.

If the robots are programmed with the can’t-shut-the-fuck-up-flaw to make them more realistic then they better include a mute button. Relationships with mute women must be awesome. I wish I had a mute woman.

Colorado Teens Accused of Killing 7-Year-Old Girl With ‘Mortal Kombat’ Game Moves

JOHNSTOWN, Colorado — Two teens have been charged with killing the 7-year-old sister of one of them by beating her with imitations of moves from the “Mortal Kombat” video game, prosecutors said.

Lamar Roberts, 17, and Heather Trujillo, 16, were charged as adults on one count each of felony child abuse causing death, state prosecutor Robert Miller said in court documents released Wednesday and filed a day earlier.

According to a police affidavit, the teens were baby-sitting Trujillo’s half-sister, Zoe Garcia, on Dec. 6 while the girl’s mother was at work. Zoe lost consciousness and stopped breathing after the teens hit, kicked and body-slammed her, imitating moves used in the video game, the document said.

Trujillo and Roberts tried reviving the girl by putting her under running water and attempting CPR before they called her mother and paramedics, the affidavits stated. The girl died at a hospital.

An autopsy showed she had a broken wrist, more than 20 bruises, swelling of the brain, and bleeding in her neck muscles and under her spine, the affidavits said.

There were no listed phone numbers in the Weld County directory for either Roberts’ mother, Linda Clark, or Trujillo’s, Dana Trujillo. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Margie Martinez said late Wednesday that she did not know whether either teen had an attorney. The teens were being held at the Weld County jail but were not permitted to accept phone calls, Martinez said.

Roberts said he was downstairs playing video games while the sisters wrestled upstairs, police said. But a witness quoted in the affidavit said Roberts told her he had kicked the girl.

The witness told police that Roberts said Zoe had told them to stop wrestling. According to the affidavit, when the witness asked why they didn’t stop, he responded, “I don’t know; I was drunk.”

If convicted, the teens could be sentenced to 48 years in prison.

Video games clouded their judgement, not alcohol. Reading the article, I’m not even sure whether it is sensationalist bullshit or simply police stupidity or prosecuter attention whoring any longer.

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Update coming soon.

You know the drill, ’tis the season of giving and all that. Now ask yourself, would you rather give your money to bring joy to sick kids in hospitals or to me so I can spend Christmas in abquerque keep my site one more year? If you ask me, the choice should be obvious.

I like the way they’re thinking, but wouldn’t it be so awesome if they could squeeze in a couple yakuza and perhaps also a drill bra?

The blonde to the left is kinda hot in that my gal pals and I are going to cut off your balls sort of way. I think I’d be willing to sacrifice my left testicle to slap her silly. It would so be worth it.

Watch the trailer.