Rosario + Vampire - Ep 01

Jan 5, 2008 Author: abq | Filed under: Anime, Rosario + Vampire

White cotton panties should be banned. I can’t think of anything besides Hillary Clinton that is more bland and boring.

Why would a vampire need to use a can opener when they have fangs? And how does she plan to drink from the can without smearing tomato juice all over her as if she just had her period.

Man, look at those fangs! I’m not sure if I’d want them close to my wee-wee. She can’t be that bad. I mean look at this epic moneyshot.

Best handjob ever? Sure looks that way.

Being an anime character can be hard. Imagine living your whole life without being able to open your eyes.

Why doesn’t anyone care about white vampire children? Like white human children, they need to be protected from black men too. Speaking of which, anime needs to be protected from Gonzo.
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14 Responses for "Rosario + Vampire - Ep 01"

Senbon Zakura January 5th, 2008 at 6:00 1

lol, great review as always. I’ve never heard of this anime before though. Needs moar loli.

I kind of wish you had done something with the creepy bus driver letting the main character off the bus though. The guy looks like he’s a child in that screencap to me… It’s just the angle though…
manga January 5th, 2008 at 8:14 2

So, which is better? Ninomiya-kun or this? Since it seems to be the same shit…

But anyway, nice review And I think I´ll watch the first ep atleast.
Anonymous January 5th, 2008 at 17:27 3

>>anime needs to be protected from Gonzo.
While they used to do good things in the past, I completely agree with you now.
DdotEXE January 6th, 2008 at 5:11 4

I thought the polt was good, but (and I can’t belive I am saying this) It needs less pantie shots. Seroulsy it was like every three minuties there was one.
Anonymous January 6th, 2008 at 7:13 5

Can`t wait till they show off Kurumu, Yukari and Ginei aswell as Tsukune in vampire and ghoul form
slumbermonkey January 6th, 2008 at 8:04 6

seems like the story has a good plot but after a while the butts r going to ae taken for granted
El Mex January 6th, 2008 at 17:31 7

Downloading faster than you can say statutory rape! >:3
Anonymous January 6th, 2008 at 22:46 8

OH LAWL IS THIS SUM LOLITRON WEB 2.0?
the other annymous January 6th, 2008 at 22:56 9

nice new look and my god it loads faster including all those pics!
So what does a vampire girl do when she is having her period?
Pyrus January 7th, 2008 at 1:32 10

Like the new look! For a moment I thought I was somewhere other than lolitron.
CRV§ADER//KY January 8th, 2008 at 8:20 11

Watched the anime. This is the most amazing pantsu-feast I’ve seen in a while.
TDC January 8th, 2008 at 17:48 12

Funny as hell, man! I almost had a heart attack when I came to this site…everything changed! And for the better!
Ausdoerrt January 16th, 2008 at 8:47 13

>>>>anime needs to be protected from Gonzo.
>>While they used to do good things in the past, I completely agree with you now.

More like, Gonzo does good stuff once in a while, so I guess it’s better to make a few hits and a few bad misses rather than doing average mediocre stuff all the way. They make a good one once every 3 years - maybe next year will bring something…
Cathy January 21st, 2008 at 3:11 14

woah her teeth freaked moi out time for more anime lists *.Fall in love like a comic, Tenshi no shippo chu!, haibane Renmei, Myself;yourself, and the Melancholy of Hauruhi