Why anime should be banned

Jan 8, 2008 Author: abq | Filed under: life the universe and everything

This can’t be real, can it? Why would anyway think that this would be a good idea?

I can’t tell if it’s a weaboo or a genuine specimen of the godlike species Superius japanus. I wouldn’t want to take any chances so I say we nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

1/4/2008 -- Retarded weaboo is retarded
8/5/2008 -- It’s a trap
3/20/2008 -- Japan officially lost it
3/5/2008 -- If the tits don’t fit, you must acquit
12/9/2007 -- The Machine Girl

Tags: cosplay, die monster, lol japan, weaboo

25 Responses for "Why anime should be banned"

boatswain January 8th, 2008 at 2:49 1

OMGWTFBBQ

Excuse me while I go gorge out my eyeballs.
Kikimaru January 8th, 2008 at 2:51 2

It’s a weeaboo — note that you can actually SEE the lips of its mouth, thus confirming that it cannot be a genuine Superius japanus.

Other signs are the nose (too large & rounded), the forehead (not large & flat enough), and the hair (just not ridiculous enough!).

Also, subject does not appear to be engaged in any form of sex whatsover, and -probably- has not for the past 18+ years.
Kikimaru January 8th, 2008 at 2:52 3

Forgot to mention: nuke it anyway.
Anonymous January 8th, 2008 at 3:26 4

Nuke it. Now.
Anonymous January 8th, 2008 at 3:30 5

GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka) did the same thing so he could get away with dozing off during a teacher’s meeting. Imitation is the highest form of flattery?
your mom January 8th, 2008 at 3:33 6

i’d hit it.
Anonymous January 8th, 2008 at 3:40 7

I’d hit it. But there are worse things then just this weaboo. Check out the gallery here:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cosplay
Anonymous January 8th, 2008 at 4:34 8

THIS IS WHY I BELIEVE GOD IS FICTION
the other anonymous January 8th, 2008 at 4:41 9

My G-d why have you forsaken us!
Hit it? Would do no good, step on it and smash and each cell becomes a complete individual attaining full growth in 12 hours. We is doomed, all is hopeless, Huckabee will be president! Time to surf for lolicon incest hentai!
Either that or start working on my taxes.
Doomed. Time to get rid of everything and sit around burning trash cans sharing bottle of Ripple or Mad Dog 20 20
Doomed
Munkustrap January 8th, 2008 at 10:03 10

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE
DmonHiro January 8th, 2008 at 12:16 11

Kill it with fire….NOW!!!!! Now…excuse me while I go in the corner and vomit.
El Mex January 8th, 2008 at 20:22 12

Damn it, now I gotta resort to looking at my loli collection :(. Must wash eyes with Tide first..
Senbon Zakura January 9th, 2008 at 1:38 13

Wow, why would you think this is a good idea?

Yes, please, PLEASE nuke it. Kill it with fire. Anything. =_=
Hangmen January 9th, 2008 at 4:35 14

I CANNOT UNSEE IT. FUUUUUUUCK! CLEANSE IT WITH EXTERMINATUS!
The Geek January 9th, 2008 at 5:03 15

KILL IT KILL IT before it breeds!!
anon January 9th, 2008 at 5:28 16

fuck all of you, this picture is old. lurk moar.
Lolicon January 10th, 2008 at 1:59 17

LOL I would be hard to accomplish the request of that girl, if she would say: “kisu mite” XD it looks sooo LOL XD
FeKa January 11th, 2008 at 2:06 18

OH SHI–
Kill it NAO!!
Pyrus January 11th, 2008 at 3:11 19

Nuke it from orbit? Send in the Volgon Constructor Fleet!!
Those eyes are WAAAY out of proportion with the rest of the facial features.
Great Anime-Oh January 11th, 2008 at 11:26 20

Sorry but, your eyes is a bit above the line, the character is not very beaty at all.

Try under the Eyes next time, I apreciate your effort!
RENZO January 14th, 2008 at 17:41 21

I never thought about having an inverse erection, lord……….
X January 25th, 2008 at 20:29 22

Lets Nuke it
Anonymous January 26th, 2008 at 12:04 23

AAAAAAAA!

Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
xD January 31st, 2008 at 2:51 24

HOLY SHIT! KILL THE FUCKING DEMON!
Reiska July 27th, 2008 at 10:35 25

This has nothing to do with anime. The title should be named “Why idiots should be hanged” or something.