What a major disappointment! I can’t believe I spent 30 minutes of my life without my required dose of T&A.

Getting a girl drunk and then taking advantage of her is wrong. It’s better than assaulting people in broad daylight, but it is still wrong. Always make sure she is asleep and that she will stay that way before you try anything funny.

No matter how cute they might be, fangs look painful and I wouldn’t want any near my dear precious. Imagine what horrible things she can do to you!

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