Whose idea was it to show House holding an iPhone on national television? Didn’t any of the writers take Physics 101? House and an iPhone in one and the same room breaks all laws of physics as we know them!

Such an event could cause an anomaly in space time continuum and possibly even create ripples that alter reality. Believe me, that is some scary shit. History could be retconned, Ben Affleck could be relevant.

House licking a loli is also dangerous when it comes to the stability of our universe.