Third year anniversary
Yay.

That’s it?
Yeah. Remind me to add Bisuke-tan to Loli Battle.

Lame
I’m tired, had a six hour long exam today. I’m pretty sure it went well, but it’s hard to concentrate enough to write for that long without taking fapping breaks.

Why are they forcing Horo to wear clothes? I call it inhumane treatment of animals and perverts. We have laws against animal cruelty! And perverts have needs and civil rights too. What kind of backwater country do they think we live in? Canada?

You can tell that Horo has a taste for balls. That girl just won’t stop and she knows how to work the shaft as well. She should be a little bit more careful, though. She will trigger a gag reflex if she goes too deep.

Why go through the trouble of covering mind-corrupting body parts when there is nothing to hide?

Stroke that tail, baby.

This reminds me of my own kidnapping runs. I don’t have an accomplice, though. I don’t like to share my spoils.
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Yawn, boring set up episode. Why is that even necessary? I can’t see why anyone would need to have lolis shooting terrorists explained to them. It’s like porn — the action justifies itself, there is no need for a plot.

Triela usually doesn’t induce a tingling sensation in my nether regions, but suddenly there is something about her that makes me want to ravish her like a brute. Has to be the slender legs and a little hint of buttocks.

Opportunity for awesomeness not wasted.

What a hideous necklace. And that TV is so out of place. I thought Italians were supposed to have good fashion sense.

Where women truly belong.
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Preliminary
I’ve compiled a preliminary list of contestants. It’s not final so you still have time to cry recount or, if you happen to be a commie-nazi, stage a coup d’état.

My loli outlolis your loli!
Be that as it may, but this is a popularity contest. Unless you think your character is more popular or at least potentially more interesting, then there is nothing you can do. Convince me (visual aid would be helpful).

What the hell is that non-loli doing here?
Disgusts you, doesn’t it? An expansive interpretation makes my job easier. Whining is easy, but I can’t do anything without suitable replacements.

I didn’t know X was allowed
It probably isn’t. Some call it divine intervention, I call it abuse of power.

Preliminary list after the jump.

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