Cops: Man sodomized stepson in revenge

FORT WORTH, Texas - A father sodomized his 18-year-old stepson to avenge the teenager’s alleged rape of the man’s 8-year-old daughter, police said.

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Instead of taking the teenager home, the Arlington man drove to an abandoned house in Fort Worth, beat his stepson with a baseball bat and sodomized him with a metal tool, police said.

Damn, what an ass.

Loli Battle 2008 - Vintage Edition

Who is eligible to be nominated as a candidate?
Lolis from anime aired or released earlier than 2005. Contestants from the previous tournament are not eligible to compete this year.

How does the selection process work?
I hold all the power — I choose. You whine about how X isn’t loli and why Y should replace Z — all’s right with the world.

Then what is the point of the nomination process?
Despite popular belief, I don’t hold the ultimate knowledge of lolidom. I also have more important things to do than to recall all characters I’ve fapped to in the past.

STAR WARS IN SOUL CALIBUR IV

Soul Calibur and Star Wars fans gather ’round — while haters grab a six pack of Haterade and their always-ready flamethrowers — because Namco Bandai has finally released new info on the rumored secret characters set to appear in their highly-anticipated fighter, Soul Calibur IV, and 1UP has ‘em first. In case you don’t believe your eyes as they scan over these screenshots, you are indeed seeing the legendary purveyor of the Dark Side, Darth Vader, and his Force-wielding nemesis, Yoda.

Is it April already? In any case, I’m getting it for the silicon breasts and lips.

Why 10 is too young for your first Brazilian

Last year Nair, makers of hair-removal products, released their Pretty range, aimed at 10 to 15-year-olds, or, as they call them, “first-time hair removers”. Yes, you heard right. Ten-year-olds. Girls — children — in grades 5 and 6, encouraged to wax and chemically remove hair from their barely pubescent bodies. As online site Gawker put it, what’s next: Baby Brazilians?

Well, it seems that someone heard that throwaway phrase and spied a business opportunity, because Australian website girl.com.au is now promoting a feature about Brazilian waxes, otherwise known as a torture device in which all the hair in a woman’s nether regions is ripped off with a combination of hot wax and a high pain threshold. The website, which appears to be mostly read by girls in the nine to 14 age bracket, says of the Brazilian: “Nobody really likes hair in their private regions and it has a childlike appeal.”

Approved.

This is the article they are talking about. After having read the article, I must say that I’m tempted to open a Brazilian wax salon for girls.

Decent animation, generic but not vomit inducing characters, tits and ass — sold! I mean… I’m going to watch Spice and Wolf because I find the story interesting. Something about… a wolf… ehm, Ginger Spice… communists… full frontal nudity… essentially the greatest story since the renaissance period.

Hold it! What the hell is this supposed to mean? Clothes? On my foxgirls? Fail, fail, fail. There are only two things that suit a foxgirl; strategic hair placement and a no-dress. Actually, I think I have a no-dress down in my basement. If anyone happens to see a cute foxgirl or a loli, would you be so kind as to direct her to my basement?

Kinda reminds me of 2girls1cup.

Ice-cold bitch, gold digger… fat chick?

By the way, when you get to the ED, do yourself a favor and mute your speakers.
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